Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
Posts: 2820

You're (fill in the blanks with someone, and feel free to omit some, or add some if you wish)...

as sluggish as a sloth:

as nutty as a fruitcake:

as flat as a board:

as quiet as a mouse:

as bald as a pool cue:

as horny as a hoptoad:

as hot as hell:

as old as rome:

as high as a kite:

as phony as a three-dollar bill:

as useless as a tit on a bull:

as playful as a kitten:



(this post has been inspired by: http://www.funny-haha.co.uk/Joke.asp?J=630)

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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Oceanside, CA
Posts: 5073

As irrational as pi.

As tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. (stolen from a wonderful list that I can't remember)

As busy as a bee.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
Posts: 349

as dumb as a bag of hammers
as slick as snot on a doorknob
as dry as a nun's cunt
I'm sure that more will come to me.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24302

as sluggish as Paint's degree

as nutty as a Zim

as flat as CzEcH's breakfast

as quiet as a mouse with her mouth full

as bald as a Brit

as horny as Squee

as hot as Phorbie

as old as Oxsan

as high as cw

as phony as a slip-on loafer

as useless as little bill

as playful as TT

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