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Cockney_Rebel
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I'm Calling You Out, Mother Fucker!

Blessed is the morning sun that breaks through my frosted window to warm my cold, hard, face.

Just who the fuck do you think you are? What's your fucking problem with me? You don't even know me you wattless, dense, cunt, yet you try to ridicule me at every chance! What the fuck did I do to you anyway and what gives you the fucking right to slander my good name? Why don't you do me a big favour and stick your over inflated head up you fucking backside and roll yourself the fuck out of my misery, please.

And don't even start me off on the other subject you worthless, little, snivelling piece of shit, because I'll shot your sorry arse down in so much flames that even a aircraft designed to put out forest fires couldn't save your pathetic burning carcass.

This is the thing, you know nothing of me, nothing. I'd like to give you the shoes that have brought me this far into my life, the same shoes that have been with me through the struggle and pain that has been my life, and you know what, you wanker, you wouldn't even be able to walk a mile in them. Those same shoes brought me to this place where you think you can call me a dick? You need to show some fucking respect for your elders, you young fucking prick.

And another thing. Keep my fucking name out of your posts and I'll keep it the same, you understand me, son.

Now go make me a fucking sammich, thanks.

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DevilMoon
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Is this about Fefe again?

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aminal
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nah he just has his thumb stuck up his ass again.

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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
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nah he just has his thumb stuck up his ass again.


Yeah, just after I took it out of your girls. You must bang it real hard and good though (or some nigerian does), it hardly touched the sides.

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Someone get called a chav again?

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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
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Someone get called a chav again?


No skalie, but some folk need to unplug their heads from their anus.

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Cockney_Rebel, Ive had just about the whole forum calling me a whore, a stupid bitch, cultural imperialist, bully and a lot more for offences such as suggesting tyranny isnt culture, wmd may have been moved to Syria and even for taking up for people when they were arbitrarily being picked on by some petty twat, or that even though Im not a Christian I see no problem with the ten commandments or any other relevant religious symbol being on public property...turned into a big circle jerk, was told I and even my children should die while people i considered friends patted the offenders on the back. You want to talk outrage...all for my opinions? So, if the best you can do is get called a dick..well youre doing alright.

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im not tech savvy



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Re: I'm Calling You Out, Mother Fucker!

quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
Blessed is the morning sun that breaks through my frosted window to warm my cold, hard, face.

Just who the fuck do you think you are? What's your fucking problem with me? You don't even know me you wattless, dense, cunt, yet you try to ridicule me at every chance! What the fuck did I do to you anyway and what gives you the fucking right to slander my good name? Why don't you do me a big favour and stick your over inflated head up you fucking backside and roll yourself the fuck out of my misery, please.

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All I can say is that you're right, and I'm sorry about everything. I'll try to change my ways. Can you forgive me?

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Dacarlo
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Who're you calling out old man (tm)?

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Azrael
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How can you call someone out without using their name?

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Dacarlo
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He's old. Maybe it slipped his mind.

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Azrael
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Actually im being dumb.

It can be done by pointing at them and foaming while you say "Im calling you out motherfucker" but then this is the internerd so without the aid of gesticulation im gonna have to call for an outing.

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quote:
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Yeah, just after I took it out of your girls. You must bang it real hard and good though (or some nigerian does), it hardly touched the sides.


or maybe you have a tiny shriveled jeremy beadle hand, to go with your tiny shriveled head.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
Blessed is the morning sun that breaks through my frosted window to warm my cold, hard, face.

Just who the fuck do you think you are? What's your fucking problem with me? You don't even know me you wattless, dense, cunt, yet you try to ridicule me at every chance! What the fuck did I do to you anyway and what gives you the fucking right to slander my good name? Why don't you do me a big favour and stick your over inflated head up you fucking backside and roll yourself the fuck out of my misery, please.
...And another thing. Keep my fucking name out of your posts and I'll keep it the same, you understand me, son.

Now go make me a fucking sammich, thanks.




Wow...talk about wrath on the extreme side! *puts up cross*. Heel! Heel! Be saved!...seriously though, was this the straw that "broke" the camel's back or what?

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Where's that kick ass animated drama .gif I love so much?

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Where's that ...drama ...I love so much?



HEY
FUCK
YOU
MAN!
I
HATE
YOUR
GUTS!
YOUR
MOTHER
IS
A
BOOGER
HEAD!

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i only called you a whore when you fucked that guy for money.

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Don't be talkin' no shit 'bout mah mom, phorb.

I'll fuckin' kill you.

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Don't be talkin' no shit 'bout mah mom, phorb.

I'll fuckin' kill you.



JOOO KEEL ME? NO JOO FOOKIN COCKAROCHE I KEEL JOOOOO!

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*goes to phorbie's house and beats up her old man*

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*Goes and tells a large group of african americans that mudflap called them all dirty niggers*

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