Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: .
Posts: 7835 |
I'm Calling You Out, Mother Fucker!
Blessed is the morning sun that breaks through my frosted window to warm my cold, hard, face.
Just who the fuck do you think you are? What's your fucking problem with me? You don't even know me you wattless, dense, cunt, yet you try to ridicule me at every chance! What the fuck did I do to you anyway and what gives you the fucking right to slander my good name? Why don't you do me a big favour and stick your over inflated head up you fucking backside and roll yourself the fuck out of my misery, please.
And don't even start me off on the other subject you worthless, little, snivelling piece of shit, because I'll shot your sorry arse down in so much flames that even a aircraft designed to put out forest fires couldn't save your pathetic burning carcass.
This is the thing, you know nothing of me, nothing. I'd like to give you the shoes that have brought me this far into my life, the same shoes that have been with me through the struggle and pain that has been my life, and you know what, you wanker, you wouldn't even be able to walk a mile in them. Those same shoes brought me to this place where you think you can call me a dick? You need to show some fucking respect for your elders, you young fucking prick.
And another thing. Keep my fucking name out of your posts and I'll keep it the same, you understand me, son.
Now go make me a fucking sammich, thanks.
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