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Aydin
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Shut the Cell Up

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SHUT THE CELL UP

By ANGELA MONTEFINISE
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February 20, 2005 -- Can you hear me now?
Unsuspecting cellphone users may find themselves saying that more often now that cellphone jammers — illegal gizmos that interfere with signals and cut off reception — are selling like hotcakes on the streets of New York.

"I bought one online, and I love it," said one jammer owner fed up with the din of dumb conversations and rock-and-roll ringtones.

"I use it on the bus all the time. I always zap the idiots who discuss what they want from the Chinese restaurant so that everyone can hear them. Why is that necessary?"

He added, "I can't throw the phones out the window, so this is the next best thing."

Online jammer seller Victor McCormack said he's made "hundreds of sales" to New Yorkers.

"The interest has gone insane in the last few years. I get all sorts of people buying them, from priests to police officers."



Jammers come in a variety of shapes and sizes, from portable handhelds that look like cellphones to larger, fixed models as big as suitcases.

Their sole goal is to zip inconsiderate lips. The smaller gadgets emit radio frequencies that block signals anywhere from a 50- to 200-foot radius. They range in price from $250 to $2,000.

But don't expect to find jammers at the local Radio Shack — they're against Federal Communications Commission regulations because they interfere with emergency calls and the public airwaves. They are illegal to buy, sell, use, import or advertise.

A violation means an $11,000 fine, but the FCC's Enforcement Bureau has yet to bust one person anywhere in the country.

"This is not a crime that they're going after," said Rob Bernstein, deputy editor at New York City-based Sync magazine.

He said jammers are here, and their use is multiplying.

"Right now, there's a growing curiosity about jammers in the United States and New York," Bernstein said. "There's no better way to shut up a loudmouth on the phone, so people definitely want them and are finding ways to get them."

One way is at a spy shop on Third Avenue, which sells medium-sized jammers out of a back room for $1,500. The sales clerk there said he had sold jammers to a 50-year-old man who bought one to use on the Long Island Rail Road, and to restaurateurs.

Folks who run auto auctions also buy them to stop people from chit-chatting about prices and rigging their bids, the clerk said.

An employee at a West Village spy store said the shop also sells jammers, but only to people from other countries.


One local purchaser bought a portable jammer last year, and said he likes using it at Roosevelt Field mall on Long Island.

"One time I followed this guy around for 20 minutes," he said. "I kept zapping him and zapping him, until finally he threw the phone on the floor. I couldn't stop laughing. It was so cool."


Jammers were first developed to help government security forces avert eavesdropping and thwart phone-triggered bombings. But by the late 1990s they were being sold to the public.

There are suspicions that some hotel chains employ jammers to cut down on guests' cellphone use and boost in-room phone charges.

With additional reporting by Lindsay Powers and Marianne Garvey

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willimo
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Yeah, way to disrupt other people's lives because it is a mild inconvenience to you. When the fuck did that guy buy all the busses in New york? Put them in theaters, classrooms, restaurants, maybe, and tell people that they will be jammed in there. But having idiots following "this guy around for 20 minutes" is fucking retarded.

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first thing i thought was "i need one for the theater"

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squee
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quote:
Originally posted by willimo
Yeah, way to disrupt other people's lives because it is a mild inconvenience to you.
Since I've lived in Norfolk, I have been hit by cars twice while running. I have been NEARLY hit hundreds of times. I can't remember a single instance when the driver wasn't yakking on a cell phone.

If I could run with a cell jammer, I would. Fuck these idiots--everyone walking around with a little radio set, taking up all the ham bands because the FCC is under pressure from the telcos. It's a shite state of affairs

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Cell phones in cars is a completely other story.... I still think it's shit to jam people willy nilly.

Person on other end of cellphone: "Hey, I just got back from the hospital. The doctor says your mother is...."
Jammer: "Take this, asshole."
Guy with cellphone: "My mother is what? WHAT??!!"

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Bluexy
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This also sounds like something the BTK killer, or other criminals, could employ in their home dungeons to further guarantee prisoner isolation.

Personal note: I know I own an active cell phone, because I pay the bill, but I honestly have no idea where it is. I've tried calling it, but the battery must be dead.

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I would jam people in cars. No hesitation. Not long after cell phones first became popular, the statistic for car accidents jumped to 35% caused by people using cell phones. Now that they are pervasive, it must be higher (but I'm too lazy to go looking).

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quote:
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I would jam people in cars. No hesitation. Not long after cell phones first became popular, the statistic for car accidents jumped to 35% caused by people using cell phones. Now that they are pervasive, it must be higher (but I'm too lazy to go looking).

Didn't some famous country singer drive off a bridge and end up in intensive care because of yapping into a cell phone? Maybe 4 years ago?

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Hey, now there's an idea. Encouraging country music singers to drive and talk on their phones to other country music singers. Billy Ray Cyrus should go first.

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Nothing wrong with country music, hippie.

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I don't dislike all country music. Just the achy-breaky variety.

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just in case you'd forgotten the lyrics...........


quote:



You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this
oooooooooooooooooooo




........now get thee to a line-dancing clinic.

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I notice you don't have any Billy Ray pernts. Damn shame. Goddamn hillbilly.

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Goddamn hangover

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Talarohk
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Hearing people carry on conversations about stuff that doesn't interest me is annoying to me. I'm going to walk down the street yelling at the top of my lungs, with an enormous boom-box at maximum volume, so that nobody will be able to talk and annoy me.
Sounds just to me.

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quote:
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Since I've lived in Norfolk, I have been hit by cars twice

This explains a number of things.

And yes, every theater, restaurant, concert hall, school and library should have one.

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I'd have no particular problem with having them in certain areas, as you mention. I would also be open to the idea of making their use while driving illegal, although I'm less sure of that. But I think the idea of using them to kill cell phones because one doesn't want to listen to someone else's conversation to be pretty obnoxious.

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I would also be open to the idea of making their use while driving illegal, although I'm less sure of that.


In europaville you need a "car-set" to be legal, you can still ring, but it has to be hands-free.

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Aydin
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In NY state too, although it's not enforced.

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Pardon me for saying, but if one is a bad driver AND an idiot, being on a cell phone, whether it's hands-free or not, merely compounds the problem.

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I think it's more the distraction of the conversation than the physical handset that causes the problem, although having one hand off the wheel surely doesn't help.

Making them illegal on the basis of distraction seems somewhat unjust, though, given that having kids in the car or talking to other folks in the car could (I suspect) be just as distracting.

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I meant what Tal said, only he's a decent human being.

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try driving a car with a manual transmission while talking on a cell

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once i was in a car with a mate of mine, who was drinking a cup of coffie, smoking a cigareffe and talking on the cellphone, while he was driving a car with a manual transmission.
it was a sight to behold

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