 |
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26797 |
Link broke but I found the story.
Thanks for sharing that.
__________________
Report this post to a moderator |
IP: Logged
|
03-06-2005 03:34 PM |
|
|
| |
|
Aydin
Rice King
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: China
Posts: 11795 |
That's not true about having to get out of the cab to close the doors. They can step on the gas going into a turn and the doors will close.
Report this post to a moderator |
IP: Logged
|
|
03-06-2005 03:58 PM |
|
|
| |
|
ignatz mouse
Mistress of Tranquility
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10493 |
Hahaha. Good story!
"But, if I crash cab AND still get you to airport, then I am not so bad guy."
Report this post to a moderator |
IP: Logged
|
|
03-06-2005 04:34 PM |
|
|
| |
|
DevilMoon
passive stalker?
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477 |
quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
That's not true about having to get out of the cab to close the doors. They can step on the gas going into a turn and the doors will close.
I think he mainly got out to let the French guy know that you don’t leave his door open.
I thought I didn’t have many cabbie stories, but it has just occurred to me that cabbies like to talk about gays. This guy thought they had a mental sickness.
When I was in Cleveland once with my friend Steve we hailed a cab and asked the guy to take us to the flats, I think. We may have just asked him to take us somewhere with some bars. But he causally brought up gay bars a couple times in conversation (“There are some gay bars near here.”) he also pointed out a place called Flex as we passed it and said it was a gay bar. I don’t know if he thought we were gay and too timid to say where we really wanted to go or just give us a heads up, so we’d know what we were getting into if we ended up in there. In any case, he was acting weird.
One of the times I was in Las Vegas, my friends and I decided to go to a club and try to pick up girls. We looked through some free weekly paper and found a place that some claim like having world class techno. So we left the apartment we were crashing in and found a cab. We told the cab driver where we wanted to go. He said he didn’t think we really wanted to go there, but if we’d like he’d take us to a strip club and get us a discount. We told him we’d take our chances with the original place. He told us that they have ‘queer night and black night’ there and he was pretty sure we didn’t want to be at either. Then he went on a rant about how “queers get in my cab and ask me to take them to a bar. Only its not just a gay bar anymore. ‘Take me to an alternative cowboy bar.’ An alternative cowboy bar, Jesus Christ.” He told us that he was at the casino with his girlfriend and he was playing at a table and she kept bothering him. So he gave her $10 and told her to go play slots. She ended up winning $3000. “Only she’s illegal and I had to sign for the money. But you know what I got out of it? $20 and a blow job. Jesus Christ.” When we pulled up to the dance club the line outside looked like some sort of rap video and the driver announced “Yeppppp, its black night. Want me to take you to that strip club?” We said we’d get out and walk around and bailed out of the cab.
Report this post to a moderator |
IP: Logged
|
|
03-06-2005 04:46 PM |
|
|
| |
|
ignatz mouse
Mistress of Tranquility
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10493 |
I was in a cab in Chicago and, because of (it has been so long, I think it was) a Cubs game, traffic was at stand-still, so the cabbie flipped a bitch and drove on the wrong side of Lakeshore around the Field Museum. We thought we were going to die. We were screaming, he was screaming and laughing in Nigerian . . . .
Report this post to a moderator |
IP: Logged
|
|
03-06-2005 04:49 PM |
|
|
| |
|
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26797 |
Cabbies RULE.
__________________
Report this post to a moderator |
IP: Logged
|
|
03-06-2005 04:53 PM |
|
|
| |
|
DevilMoon
passive stalker?
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477 |
Haha. Once I was in a cab in Mexico, driving down a boulevard and all of a sudden the cab driver screeches to a halt and starts screaming in spanish and swearing in english and punching the steering wheel. I snap out of my drunken daze and start looking around to see what the hell he is yelling about, but there is nothing around. I say "is everything alright?"
"No! I miss hotel!"
I told him it wasn't a big deal, I didn't care, that it was partially my fault for not noticing and we'd just turn around and go back to it. But before I can finish he throws the cab in reverse, turns around to look out the back window and stomps the gas. Cars were flying by us with their horns wailing as we went backwards down the bouvlevard.
That was pretty scary, although being drunk helped. I don't know why he didn't want to catch the next turnaround.
Report this post to a moderator |
IP: Logged
|
|
03-06-2005 04:55 PM |
|
|
| |
|
![[new thread]](/images/vb/button_newthread_off.png "Post New Thread")
![[post reply]](/images/vb/button_newreply_off.png "Post A Reply")
