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Azrael
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Mothers Day Haiku

See's around corners
Convenient hearing skills
Nothing gets past mum.

-Azrael-

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SimpleSimon
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Won't be mothers day for a couple of months.

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" - John Varley, Steel Beach

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Hawley Griffin
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothers_Day#Date

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SimpleSimon
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Here is the one that matters: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothers_day_%28USA%29

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"...the last thing somebody crippled wants is your pity—and maybe not even your sympathy—he just wants to be normal again, just like everybody else. Every gesture of caring becomes a slap in the face, a reminder that you are not well. So damn your sympathy, damn your caring, how dare you stand over me, perfect and healthy, and offer your help and your secret condescension.

" - John Varley, Steel Beach

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Azrael
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welcome to limey land you fucks.

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SimpleSimon
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Fuck limey-land, and it's fucking limey occupants, you fucking loser.

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"...the last thing somebody crippled wants is your pity—and maybe not even your sympathy—he just wants to be normal again, just like everybody else. Every gesture of caring becomes a slap in the face, a reminder that you are not well. So damn your sympathy, damn your caring, how dare you stand over me, perfect and healthy, and offer your help and your secret condescension.

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skalie
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It labour day in Western Australia btw.

http://www.oztourism.com.au/ozhols.htm

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DevilMoon
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In the Commonwealth
They celebrate Mother's Day
Same as Labour Day

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wonderaz
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The only Mother's Day tha counts is the original Mother's Day invented in America for Americans.
We may have invented Mothers too.

What a great country.

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philjit
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motherfuckers I think you Wonderaz old chap. You invented motherfuckers.

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skalie
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
The only Mother's Day tha counts is the original Mother's Day invented in America for Americans.
We may have invented Mothers too.

What a great country.


Yeah, and kudo's to Hitler for making it a national holiday.

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CHiPsJr
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Hitler? I'll be damned.
Nazis must own some stock in
the greeting card biz.

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cw
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Fuck limey-land, and it's fucking limey occupants, you fucking loser.

Fuck fuck fuk
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuk
Fuk Unf Fuk

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Dacarlo
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The haiku was a stroke of genius.

I cooked up steak, with asparagus and brussels in a white wine sauce. It had some pepper and oyster mushrooms and red onion in the sauce. I think it worked pretty good.

My dad cooked up his own steak which was a cow on a spit.

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by philjit
motherfuckers I think you Wonderaz old chap. You invented motherfuckers.


That's it!!
Damn, I was close though.

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