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Azrael
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Mothers Day Haiku
See's around corners
Convenient hearing skills
Nothing gets past mum.
-Azrael-
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SimpleSimon
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Won't be mothers day for a couple of months.
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SimpleSimon
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Here is the one that matters: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothers_day_%28USA%29
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"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams
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SimpleSimon
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Fuck limey-land, and it's fucking limey occupants, you fucking loser.
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"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams
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DevilMoon
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In the Commonwealth
They celebrate Mother's Day
Same as Labour Day
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wonderaz
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The only Mother's Day tha counts is the original Mother's Day invented in America for Americans.
We may have invented Mothers too.
What a great country.
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philjit
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motherfuckers I think you Wonderaz old chap. You invented motherfuckers.
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skalie
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quote: Originally posted by wonderaz
The only Mother's Day tha counts is the original Mother's Day invented in America for Americans.
We may have invented Mothers too.
What a great country.
Yeah, and kudo's to Hitler for making it a national holiday.
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CHiPsJr
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Hitler? I'll be damned.
Nazis must own some stock in
the greeting card biz.
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cw
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quote: Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Fuck limey-land, and it's fucking limey occupants, you fucking loser.
Fuck fuck fuk
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuk
Fuk Unf Fuk
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Dacarlo
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The haiku was a stroke of genius.
I cooked up steak, with asparagus and brussels in a white wine sauce. It had some pepper and oyster mushrooms and red onion in the sauce. I think it worked pretty good.
My dad cooked up his own steak which was a cow on a spit.
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wonderaz
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quote: Originally posted by philjit
motherfuckers I think you Wonderaz old chap. You invented motherfuckers.
That's it!!
Damn, I was close though.
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