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aminal
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What thread did you just finish reading?

Seriously, what the fuck are you doing reading this? You think this is going to be a thread full of useful, virtuous information and witty dialogue? Do you think that its going to be worth reading? Worth your time and effort to spend your miserable life reading a thread entitled 'What thread did you just finish reading?'

If the asylum has any decency left at all, this thread will die a hideous miserable death. If not, you retards will keep updating this thread to let the rest of the world know what thread on the asylum you just finished reading, or just to piss me off.

I just finished reading about buttlogs
informative, the blogs may be fun over time, if anyone reads them.

What thread did you just finish reading, and just had to tell the rest of the asylum about?

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Haven't you got date with a recent fiancé and a paper bag, or do you really have fuck all better to do?

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This one of course. Talk about asking the obvious.

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Large Filipino
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Yep. I read it all. But I just finished reading this one.
Soon I will read more.
That would so rule.

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i just finished reading billgerat's An Out for melon thread.

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I can't say.

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A man walks through the door of his house with a duck under his arm. His wife is standing just inside the door.

"This is the pig I've been fucking," says the man.
"That's a duck, honey," says his wife.
"I was talking to the duck."

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aminal
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quote:
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Haven't you got date with a recent fiancé and a paper bag, or do you really have fuck all better to do?


Dude, my girlfriend just turns the light out in order to fuck me - clearly your wife has to go to more elaborate lengths for you.

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1) haven't you heard of fucking with the light ON? easier to see what you're doing that way and very exciting, you should try it some time.

2) I just read about lipstick lesbians on TV. The straight world may finally learn the answer to the strap-on question.

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quote:
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Dude, my girlfriend just turns the light out in order to fuck me - clearly your wife has to go to more elaborate lengths for you.
Elaborate lengths???? I'm married, I don't get sex unless the planets are aligned, temperature is 25c, a balmy North by North West wind is blowing and 32.5 hours of begging!!!!

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oh well, best not to try anything crazy once you have her in the mood, finally, like turning on a light

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Postcount +1 dude. Man you're reaching these days.

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I went full circle.
Like...life.
Wow.

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I'm gonna go around again.
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