Registered: Nov 2000
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Hi, I'm new. Please flame me...

Hi, I'm flocat's head bitch. Please flame me. I don't know what I'm doing because flocat is telling me what to say. He wants me to let you know that I'm female.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7148

show us your tits.

oh yeah, and i own the copyright and trademark rights to any and all nicknames ending in "ana". please pay at the front register on your way out.


welcome.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
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me thinks that = flocat



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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19111

Be careful, flocat thinks he is Mohican. I wouldn't make any sudden moves around him or ask him if there are any others.
Just give him coins or buttons if he tries to talk to you. Eventually, he will lose interest and wander off.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26415

flocat's standing behind you!?

Okay. Don't panic. Cup your hands over the screen so he won't read this.

GET OUT NOW!!!! RUUUUUUUN!!!! THAT MAN IS CRAZY!! HE'S A PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!

RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

Here is what you need to do.

1. Get up slowly.

That's it.

2. Now move as if you are going to go to the bathroom or something. Brush past him, between him and the back of his chair.

3. Knee him in the groin suddenly.

4. Grab the chair and bash it over his back as he doubles over in pain.

5. Run like hell.

6. Change your name and move as far away as possible. Possibly Bangladesh.

Wait a minute.

You ARE flocat, aren't you?

You're just another one of his multiple personalities, aren't you?

Which one are you?

The little sexually abused 6 year old?
The 65 year old man curmudgeon?
Rabbit?
The homicidal evil twin?
Sybil?
Mother?

Flocat, you must be stopped!

If there is anybody in the lab that can read this over flocat's shoulder, please follow my procedure above. If you have handcuffs, great, though a straight jacket would be best. RESTRAIN HIM SO HE CAN'T GO ON ANOTHER MPD KILLING SPREE!

Or just RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!

In any case, if you are indeed NOT another flocat personality rearing it's ugly head, then welcome.

I hope to enjoy your company until such time as flocat carves "VICTIM #13" on your forehead.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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contrary to popular belief, this is a real person. flo knows her irl, and she plays wordox. now shes here. the end.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 15130

Hi. Welcome to the Asylum.

Now go away.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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hey! i played wordox with you, how is it going?
pls slap flocat for me, he thinks im not special cause im half-beaner, i am special, I AM!~!!!!

ahem

*pees on arryana*

welcome

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6396

I agree with Morgana. Show us your tits.

Then go away.


Just kidding. Welcome

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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Paint, you're a bitch...expect a plethora of bats in your ass tonight. Be nice to her. I like her, she's cool. Ok, continue the flaming! This is fun!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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So, what do you look like? Are you legal? Did you know that flocat is a closet Conservative who voted FOR school vouchers??

CAL

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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Flame?

/JEB drops trousers, exposing ass; bends over and aims ass in arryanna's general direction; clicks lighter, holding flame inches from ass; strains and farts, instantaneously igniting expelled gasses; fire sprinklers and smoke alarms throughout resthome are triggered; JEB pulls trousers back up, sneaks out back door and hides out at Joeycat's place. Amen.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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quote:

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Originally posted by J E B Stuart:
Flame?

/JEB drops trousers, exposing ass; bends over and aims ass in arryanna's general direction; clicks lighter, holding flame inches from ass; strains and farts, instantaneously igniting expelled gasses; fire sprinklers and smoke alarms throughout resthome are triggered; JEB pulls trousers back up, sneaks out back door and hides out at Joeycat's place. Amen.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: ...
Posts: 228

Arryana:
I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.

Past instances in which I professed to like you, were fraudulent.

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.


now a word to flocat: tap dat ass bro!!! use the schwartz!!! lancer with your zancer!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
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Sounds great.

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Registered: Nov 2000
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wow, i didn't think i would get so many replies. contrary to popular belief, i am real and NOT a figment of flocat's imagination. for all those that wanna see my tits, just log onto pamela anderson's website. we're practically twins. i went away, then had the bad idea to come back. so now you're all stuck with me. and as for the suggestion to kill flocat, believe me, i've tried it all. i can't get rid of him. he likes the torture i put him through. but i am willing to take more suggestions on how to make him disappear. like i said, you'll be hearing from me again. look forward to it. i know i will.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
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exodus knows the way to my heart, simpson quotes =)

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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quote:

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Originally posted by Caffeine:
exodus knows the way to my heart, simpson quotes =)

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You and exodus got a thing goin on Caff?

Welcome Arryana




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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cnafilornia
Posts: 405

Arrayana,

Welcome to the fold.

redguard@blackvault.com

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
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quote:

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Originally posted by Arryana:
for all those that wanna see my tits, just log onto pamela anderson's website. we're practically twins.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19111

MB is very nasty. We tried to distract him buthe got in here anyway.

Sorry

But a bright note is we have kept Dingle at bay.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Show us your tits. Blah, blah, blah.

You're so stupid, blah, blah, blah.

I wish you'd die, blah, blah, blah.

Get out of here you dyke thing, blah, blah, blah.

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Varies
Posts: 39

Personally, I am a social retard, but somehow felt drawn to this forum. I don't think (or know if it is proper etiquette) to flame someone until you've been around for a while, so I'll bide my time and not flame you until someone has drawn and quartered me with their insults. At least it would probably give me some ideas.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
Posts: 1122

My ex played Wordox a lot. She wasn't very bright.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by flocat:

And where was Fred in all of this???

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