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I've got a couple of minutes of my sorry life to waste. I'm going to troll the asylum and try and earn extra nanoceph pernts. I dont need you making me look stupid, I do a good enough job of that on my own, with out your help. I'm going to write 'Dumb fuck' here, because a good post isn't complete without an expletive. Why don't you do me a big favour and write some more crap in an effort to get yourself some more attention?

And don't even start me off on the other subject you know nothing about, Sazza Fazza Dick Dastardly, because I'll shoot my load over your sorry arse. This is my coming out statement, I like men. I've also got a foul mouth and I want you all to think I'm cool because of it.

This is the thing, you know nothing of me, nothing. I'm a totally special person, with a special glow inside. I've been through a lot and that gives me the right to ride the special bus to school. I have a lot to offer this world and I know I'm a wanker, and you wouldn't even be talking to me if you didn't think so. You want to suck my dick? You may be older than me but i'll let you choke on my girth.

I totally dont want you talking about me because my name is a private special name that only my friends know about. Love me and give me your attention.

Please?

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I demand the admins find their IP so we can laugh and point at the alter user.

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And if this were a 'coming out' statement wouldnt it be 'fatherfucker'?

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How can you come out without using your own name?

WTF have you sorry fucking losers got against names huh?!

Oooo look at us we're so bold and brave, we'll lay it all on the line. But when it gets to it nothing.

Pussies all around. Especially you fag man.

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It's Curious.

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its probably me

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WTF have you sorry fucking losers got against names huh?!

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Welcome, Monkey Wanker

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Originally posted by mockney_wanker
I've got a couple of minutes of my sorry life to waste. I'm going to troll the asylum and try and earn extra nanoceph pernts. I dont need you making me look stupid, I do a good enough job of that on my own, with out your help. I'm going to write 'Dumb fuck' here, because a good post isn't complete without an expletive. Why don't you do me a big favour and write some more crap in an effort to get yourself some more attention?

And don't even start me off on the other subject you know nothing about, Sazza Fazza Dick Dastardly, because I'll shoot my load over your sorry arse. This is my coming out statement, I like men. I've also got a foul mouth and I want you all to think I'm cool because of it.

This is the thing, you know nothing of me, nothing. I'm a totally special person, with a special glow inside. I've been through a lot and that gives me the right to ride the special bus to school. I have a lot to offer this world and I know I'm a wanker, and you wouldn't even be talking to me if you didn't think so. You want to suck my dick? You may be older than me but i'll let you choke on my girth.

I totally dont want you talking about me because my name is a private special name that only my friends know about. Love me and give me your attention.

Please?

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you can't spell "Dysfunctional" without FUN !!!

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Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
its probably me

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Monkey wanker??

I just heard the update on that poor bastard that got the shit beaten out of him by a couple of chimpses.

So far:

-They ate his lips, cheeks, and nose off.
-Gouged out an eye.
-Ripped both buttocks off (let that one sink in for a while).
-Snatched off all ten fingers.
-Ripped off his friggen foot.
-And, of course, yanked his sack off.

Its been a week or more and I'm still astounded that two little chimps can dole out a beatdown like that. Damn.

Word, monkey-stick.

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Monkeys RULE.
And MW,you don't have to stay locked up in Hawley's closet.
You have choices,man.

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Monkey wanker??

I just heard the update on that poor bastard that got the shit beaten out of him by a couple of chimpses.

So far:

-They ate his lips, cheeks, and nose off.
-Gouged out an eye.
-Ripped both buttocks off (let that one sink in for a while).
-Snatched off all ten fingers.
-Ripped off his friggen foot.
-And, of course, yanked his sack off.

Its been a week or more and I'm still astounded that two little chimps can dole out a beatdown like that. Damn.

Word, monkey-stick.

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I guess that should be a lesson. Nature is NOT necessarily here for our amusement. Just because the animal looks cute and fuzzy does not mean it's attitude towards humans reflect that. Basically this was a prison break and these inmates had had enough.

(I always cheer for the animals in cases like this, even though they almost always get the death sentence for it.)

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Classic, absolutely classic! I'm laughing, really I am...

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I had my hamsters put down today. I see this as the beginning of a trend.

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Originally posted by Lucifer'sNipple

Its been a week or more and I'm still astounded that two little chimps can dole out a beatdown like that. Damn.

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http://fox40.trb.com/news/ktxl-0304...oll=ktxl-news-3

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Man, all the old insults, meh! But why hide behind the alt? Are you not man enough to tell me to my face? You're obviously a little pussy that has to hide and fling shit from behind an alter. So, if anyones the wanker, it's you, whoever you are.

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Skalie is a clog wannabe, a former sheep-raping kiwi tossed out of paradise for excessive sheep assaulting and playing punk rock. Other than that, she's a pretty nice girl.

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$50,000 and up.mmmm..

No. wait. $60,000 and up...

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I guess that should be a lesson. Nature is NOT necessarily here for our amusement.

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WCA and Dennis Leary. Peas in a pod.

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Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

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