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Three things that rock.

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Three things that rock.


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Hawley Griffin
dog dicks LOL

Registered: Feb 2004
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4. sex with hot twins

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Tony
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5. Doing lines of coke off of a hooker's back.

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skalie
the honourable

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6. Naked Twister

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SimpleSimon
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7. Waking up alive, when your last conscious thought was, "I'm so dead."

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7. Waking up alive, when your last conscious thought was, "I'm so dead."


so true.....

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8-11. The first time you touch/see/lick/suck on naked tits.

















...or so I have heard.

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I've been told I did that when I was about 45 minutes old. Personally, I think it is a fable. I'm sure I'd remember, were it so.

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Mugtoe
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people will try to tell you that I know about pissing during sex, but it's a damnable lie.


I only keep it alive because it makes me seem edgy.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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12-Having a brick of quality red hair under your bed that no one else knows about.
Not even your friends. Then for the next three months your friends wonder why you haven't been at school.

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