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Hawley Griffin
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landmines are so awesome

U.N. landmine commerical won't air in US.

A U.N. commercial depicts American girls playing in a soccer match. A girl steps on a landmine and there's a big explosion. Kids get blown apart. CNN and other networks don't want to air the ad.

The explosion appears to kill and injure some girls, sparking panic and chaos among parents and other children. Shrieks of horror are heard through much of the spot, and a father is shown cradling his daughter's lifeless body, moments after celebrating a goal she had scored.

It closes with a tag line reading: "If there were landmines here, would you stand for them anywhere? Help the U.N. eradicate landmines everywhere."

link to ad (right click, save as)
torrent

link to article about the ad which is full of funny comments:

quote:
# "Unfortunately, in the world we live in now shock tactics like those are needed because so many people in the world are apathetic or ignorant of the plight of others."

# "The U.N. using shock tactics to make us Americans who donate more than any other country in the world feel bad? Not surprising. Wanna call us bullies? Fine. But your real bully is the U.N."

# "This is just pent up aggression spilling out. Any time I see the U.N. mentioned at all it just incites violence in me because I know they love stirring s--- up against us."

# "I'm shocked that the U.N. would bring something like this out. The Brits already have enough trouble with their football fans – how long before they start mining their opponents' practice fields now that someone has presented the idea to them?"

and finaly for those that think being able to veto is not enough:
Are you sick and tired of the U.N.? Now there's a way for every American to fight back!

landmines are sooo awesome
edit: before anyone starts, no im not posting this as a specific jab at yanks, just bringing attention to a great commercial

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I can't wait to watch that later.

The US will never sign anything to ban landmines because
i) They couldn't maintain their commitment to defend the 38th parallel
ii) As I understand it, bans don't take into account that the US rarely uses 'dumb mines', most have a defined lifetime, a means of tracking and retrieval or they are placed discrimintly in locations where retrieval is possible.

I guess Funky or Weasel would know if that was true though, I may have been indocrinated by servants of the man.

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Way to edit when I am making my post, nerf herder.

YES, I JUST CALLED YOU A NERF HERDER.

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Landmines are too integral to the War on Terror.

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if there were landmines here, i'd damn sure buy a metal detector.
and a trowel.
and go find enough to dig up and rebury in more opportune places.
wonder what happens if you duct-tappe one to the underside of a manhole cover and run a tripwire up through the holes?

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i'd damn sure buy a metal detector.


useless one might think, as they would be far too easy to find during a war. im pretty sure all the new ones are made out of plastic or something ... which makes them even more fun

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Re: landmines are so awesome

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Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
edit: before anyone starts, no im not posting this as a specific jab at yanks, just bringing attention to a great commercial


You should be. I'm afraid of Americans, I'm afraid of the world.

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Not a bad move on the UN's part, actually. Make an ad that might not run, get free publicity about the ad, etc. It does sound like it would have been effective had it run, though.

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Re: Re: landmines are so awesome

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You should be. I'm afraid of Americans, I'm afraid of the world.
David Bowie is rolling over in his grave right now.

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He's not dead yet.
He's not even old yet.

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Nice commercial.

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