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Spooky
twisty turny thing

Registered: Jul 2000
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Time to legislate you all

Ok guys I have been away for a week or so...doing puter stuff and spending time with my fiance. I just noticed the front page and I want to say thank you for voting for me

Some of my policies for you:

Compulsory Asparagus at breakfast
Death to all fleas
Free sugar candy for all

Thank you. I will do my inaugeration speech another day. I look forward to leading you therough these exciting times. *wipes tears*

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I quote, therefore I am - Spooky

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
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you were the only REAL choice, spookster. who wants a politician in charge anyway?

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JoeyCat
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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quote:
Originally posted by Spooky:

Compulsory Asparagus at breakfast

This is not the breakfast of champions.

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Fiend
batshit crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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asparagus?!?!?!
nasty!!

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urbanjunkie
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
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quote:
Originally posted by Spooky:

Compulsory Asparagus at breakfast
Death to all fleas
Free sugar candy for all

leave the fleas alone........

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slide away, and give it all you've got - my today, fell in from the top...

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JoeyCat
Felis Dominatus

Registered: Jul 2000
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Well spook, looks like you're not going to last very long with these policies

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

Registered: Jul 2000
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I was under the impression I was voting for a platform that supported free *chocolate* for everyone. Not just sugar candy.

hmmph.

Congrats, sp00ky. The best man won.

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iglo
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: sydney
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i demand a recount of the palm beach votes !!

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

Registered: Jul 2000
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Don't look at me, I voted for Canada.

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Spooky
twisty turny thing

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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Don't look at me, I voted for Canada.

Well what a surprise! you drunken git

Remebr people this is 'aboot democracy, its aboot freedom, it's aboot other important stuff'

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aminal
incomplete

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

whoever voted for 'the american people' was way off the mark... they wont win, whatever the outcome

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Cage
Shaved Sack

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
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And all this time I'd been thinking that W would be the single worst member of our species to lead this country.

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At Least I'm Not You

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:
And all this time I'd been thinking that W would be the single worst member of our species to lead this country.

hahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!!!!

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bowmore
drive by drunk

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: canadian rockies
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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Don't look at me, I voted for Canada.

Paint proves once again to be nearly as clever as I.

okay.

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Spooky
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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:
And all this time I'd been thinking that W would be the single worst member of our species to lead this country.

ooo that hurts...you bitch...time to send you to the chair me thinks, what's your mental age btw? No hang on...sorry that was W wasn't it...I got confused. sorry.

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MadBomber
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
I voted for Canada.

you are of course aware that in canada you have to pay lots of money for things like smokes and beer, right? I mean .. what good is free health care if you can't afford to mess yourself up by smoking and drinking in the first place? at least with bush in the oval office you'll still have easy access to handguns, which you can use to rob the liquor store when you get hard up for a marlboro.

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wonderaz
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Asparagus????????????

I hear the assassin's round sliding into the chamber now.

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Spooky
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
Asparagus????????????

did your mum never tell you to eat your greens?

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wonderaz
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Location: Sedona, Arizona
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quote:
Originally posted by Spooky:
did your mum never tell you to eat your greens?

I consume every vegetable (exept beets) placed before me with gusto.
Vegetables are not breakfast food.
If there was a list of acceptable vegetables for breakfast (which there just shouldn't be), asparagus would NOT be on it.

You must die. Sorry, impeachment takes too long

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MstrG
The Talamasca

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
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A rather interesting but unfortunate conjunction of two threads: asparagus is supposed to be one of the worst things you can eat to affect the taste of your semen. Apparently it's very strong and bitter. Looks like a weak plank in that platform Sp00ky.

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Spooky
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asparugus is lovely and for breakfast its even better... please let me have impeachment dude , its sound like sexy fun

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by Spooky:
please let me have impeachment dude , its sound like sexy fun

Nope, too long and expensive. Plus you would fade into obscurity in no time. If you are assassinated, you become a historical figure.
We have already started planning your statue.
You are going to be cast in the same position you die in. Try to sprawl a bit when you hit the ground.

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JoeyCat
Felis Dominatus

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Spooky, when you can legislate yourself, then we'll talk. Until then, just lie quietly like a good little corpse. >muha

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Spooky
twisty turny thing

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
We have already started planning your statue. You are going to be cast in the same position you die in. Try to sprawl a bit when you hit the ground.

Can I have my missuss in the car with me when it happens. Then she can jump back and try and catchmy brains.

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