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Azrael
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Never Ever get a pet.

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Never Ever get a pet.


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Old Post 03-23-2005 11:07 PM
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SimpleSimon
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Az, just look at it this way. When the inevitable social collapse comes in england, you have a ready source of protein, which dac will likely eat first before he comes for you.

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Dacarlo
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SimpleSimon on the other hand gets all the protein he needs from his boyfriends cock.

[p] for the post sissy.

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SimpleSimon on the other hand gets all the protein he needs from his boyfriends cock.




No boyfriend. No girlfriend, for that matter.

No lack of protein in my diet. I'll leave the mutual semen guzzling to you two.

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Oracular_Jinx
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Registered: Oct 2001
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lizards cost a bit for initial setup, and eat live insects, but other than that, they're very easy to take care of... I hear about the same for snakes. They're not exceptionally lovey though.

My mouse just died two nights ago I had two, and the little cute one who used to stand up on his hind legs like a little rory calhoon to greet you passed away. J and I cried.

Fish aren't too bad, but can be a bit of a bitch (smell wise)... they're also not as "cool" as some other options.

Pets rock. I love animals... even the ones that smell (no, I'm not talking about aslym members)

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Bloodypurity
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quote:
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SimpleSimon on the other hand gets all the protein he needs from his boyfriends cock.

[p] for the post sissy.



Nah.....Jizz is all Carbs

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Large Filipino
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It is said that pet ownership increases average life span or some shit.
I own four small dogs.
Sure they shit and piss and leave hair sometimes,and I have to clean up my backyard once a week and they want to fuck the big dogs next door and had to mend the dividing fence countless times,but the benefits far outweigh the annoyances as far as I believe.
It's nice when they all crawl up on you and find a comfortable spot on my belly.
When they play and Ollie tries to fuck Domino but Ollie keeps missing.
Just pure joy;worth all the hassles.

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