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euphorbia
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The piggy zeeman effect

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The piggy zeeman effect


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philjit
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reflexology = new age mumbo jumbo

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You are just saying that because you tried to lick your heels and couldn't reach.

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reflexology = new age mumbo jumbo


just try it with your baby when he has a tummy ache.

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I just want phorbie to give me the feet massage of my life. *swoon* you naysayers be damned.

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The trick isn't just sweezing the feet with your hands.
You gotta find every joint and move your hands against each other ever so lightly while your fingers roll up and down.
Massaging someone's hands are cool too.

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4b, is it when things crackle that there's a problem in that area? I vaguely remember hearing something like that, but now I'm not so sure. Apparently, according to this chart, my spine is absolutely fucked, if that's the case. Either that, or my fallen arches are taking a toll on my feet.

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4b, is it when things crackle that there's a problem in that area? I vaguely remember hearing something like that, but now I'm not so sure. Apparently, according to this chart, my spine is absolutely fucked, if that's the case. Either that, or my fallen arches are taking a toll on my feet.


Like acupuncture, acupressure is about the body’s inner signaling/ communication systems/avenues, affecting endorphins, chemical reaction, blood and oxygen, decreasing pain, increasing pleasure by manipulating muscles, pressure points, bioelectrical impulses ect. Unlike acupuncture it doesn’t involved needles, only superficial predomination. I’m not sure how you would read your back is fucked up by looking at the pressure points on the foot, explain that a bit if you could. In an effort to better understand what I am talking about as far as what acupressure is, or acupuncture for that matter, consider what your nervous system, your circulatory system, muscular system , endocrine system, respiratory system look like and how your immune system and nervous, endocrine system, muscular system and so on works, how they inter act and effect each other via signaling/communication systems/avenues.

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what about my massage?

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Ill send one of my man whores right over, request the breast and clitoral massage.

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I'd just take the phorbs foot special. I'm not demanding.

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it involves power tools.

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hrm, I think I'll take that man-whore breast-clitoral option. I sense an unwillingness on your part to touch my tootsies.

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feeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!

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I can't remember who told me this, but I think (and may be wrong) it was a girl I know who took a reflexology course... When you push pressure on certain areas, there is occasionally clicking, and occasionally a feeling of pain... I'm wondering if these are indications of a problem in the part of your body relating to whatever it is you're touching on your feet.

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