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Emerald
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Question A Gift ........?

Ok, a very good friend gives you a new comforter for your new king-sized bed....it's plaid, it's lavender, it won't in any way go with anything you own....

What do you do?
Are you honest with your friend and tell him/her, asking if you could please go and exchange it for another color?

(Remember, this is either your best friend, or very close to it.....)

or, do you just suck-it-up, smile brightly, give them big hugs and thanx, then, when they go home, put it up in the top of the closet?



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it's the thought that counts?
I wouldn't ask for another comforter. I would probably go to the mall and get some new sheets ans pillow cases to match.
Your friend may be the type that would want you to tell them. your call I guess.

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Caffeine
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You use it

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You place it over his/her face and smother him/her to death with it! HOW DARE HE/SHE!

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If I was the giver, I would hope you would say something so you could pick out something you would use as I would hate to think I gave someone something like that and it wound up in a closet for 6 years and was then taken on a camping trip where a bear (could have been a badger) mauled it and then, since it was all ripped up, it was put on the floor of the garage to soak up the oil that was leaking out of the oilpan which hit a rock coming back from the camping trip and was found by me which totally bummed me out because I paid a lot of money for a fucking oil rag.

But then I'm funny that way.

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Emerald
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heheheee....Wonderaz, you're a wonder, dear.


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If there a friend...they should understand

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Shadow23
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Buy a new cover for it, or send it to me. I could use a new comforter

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get a new one, fuck em
you are the one that should be happy

just don't tell em

that is my 2 cents

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i thought you left. why are you still here?

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i'd keep it but not use it. people if you give something you have to expect to get it wrong sometimes. fuck it. if they are gonna get all pissed off because you didn't use thier present then just point out that they have probably got unused gifts in the past, everyone does, i have loads of unused gifts cos i am really hard to buy for,

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The Stopper
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I would exchange it for the only kind of comforter that has any business on my king size bed.

I think ya know what i'm saying.

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quote:
Originally posted by ItsJustLogan:
i thought you left. why are you still here?




Someone hasn't been paying attention.........

I came back and so did MrSherman. Like it or not, we are here.



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quote:
Originally posted by The Stopper:

I would exchange it for the only kind of comforter that has any business on my king size bed.

I think ya know what i'm saying.




A dog? heh.



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quote:
Originally posted by Emerald:
A dog? heh.




As long as its clear you called her that, not me, i like my testicals attached to my body.

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karen
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lavender?
you give it to karen.

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You take that plaid comforter, shine it up real nice, and STIC..
Screw it. Too early in the morning for wrestling quotes.
I need to take my coffee, shine it up real nice...

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comforter??

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Comfortors, whether they go with your decor or not, are always a good thing. Especially if they're of good quality and do a good job of keeping you warm.

You never know when the furnace might go kaput and you can't get it fixed until the next day or later.

Ay-hem.

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quote:
Originally posted by karen:
lavender?
you give it to karen.



OH god no... poor Paint.

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SirRitualMasturbator
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ARE YOU KIDDING!?!?!? Plaid/Lavender goes with EVERYTHING!!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Emerald:
Someone hasn't been paying attention...





i'm prone to blackouts.

i'm prone to blackouts.

i'm prone to blackouts.



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Stellar
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Em I think you should just explain to your friend that it just doesnt go with your color scheme. Ask where she/he go it and return it yourself. There is no reason to waste something that this person spent their money on.



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