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aminal
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Post Whats all this thanksgiving crap?

will somone explain? I dont understand

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JoeyCat
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Sorry aminal, I have to get ready for the feast! Why don't you ask Jeeves?

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www.thanksgiving.gov www.the-thanksgiving-experiment.nsa www.welcome.to/thanksgiving

that last one explains alot about the effects of turkey on the brain's sleep inhibitors.

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aminal
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jeeves is english - he didn't know what it was either.

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hehehe
silly limeys


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You just have to know what to ask:

Ok, that didn't work....just ask him about American Thanks Giving Celebrations

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I think it's when those silly americans eat small children, to satisfy some inner need.


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quote:
Originally posted by illu§§ion:
hehehe
silly limeys





haha! damn right!!! hehehe

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Its when the shermans give thanks that the Indians didn't wise up until it was too late.

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*puts teacher uniform on*

*sits aminal down*

now listen aminal, once upon a time, there were some british people that got sick of the UK (can you blame 'em?). they decided they had to get out of the shit hole, so they decided to rent a few pedaloes, and they set off on a jouney to america. when they got there, they realised that there weren't any supermarkets or 24 hour offlicences, and they didn't know what to do.
they were far too tired from all the pedaloing so they couldn't go back to the UK.
anyway, just when they thought there was no hope, some people who wore bright feathers to show off their lovely sun tans pointed them in the direction of the nearest shop, and since that day, the silly limeys have been very grateful, and show their thanks to the feathered friends by eating turkey.

the end.

any questions??

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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
hehe, silly slappy
*spanks her*
i know you like it!

brush your teeth you silly limeys and maybe we will tell you




ACK! how dare you! just cos we have bad teeth doesn't mean we don't brush 'em!!!

fiend, report to my office at the end of the day for detention!

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gluttony and sloth, that is what thanksgiving is all about!
that and all the women of the family try and prove themselves to be the best cooks.
of course this year my step MONSTER only let me make the green bean cassarole.
i hate that bitch

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Eh so I gave in. I've sort-of-but-not-really known what all the Thanksgiving stuff was about for a while, so this year I actually asked someone and got the story. I also read about it on some site I found through google. This would be the story:

The Pilgrims, who celebrated the first thanksgiving in America, were fleeing religious prosecution in their native England. In 1609 a group of Pilgrims left England for the religious freedom in Holland where they lived and prospered. After a few years their children were speaking Dutch and had become attached to the dutch way of life. This worried the Pilgrims. They considered the Dutch frivolous and their ideas a threat to their children's education and morality.

So they decided to leave Holland and travel to the New World. Their trip was financed by a group of English investors, the Merchant Adventurers. It was agreed that the Pilgrims would be given passage and supplies in exchange for their working for their backers for 7 years.

On Sept. 6, 1620 the Pilgrims set sail for the New World on a ship called the Mayflower. They sailed from Plymouth, England and aboard were 44 Pilgrims, who called themselves the "Saints", and 66 others ,whom the Pilgrims called the "Strangers."

The long trip was cold and damp and took 65 days. Since there was the danger of fire on the wooden ship, the food had to be eaten cold. Many passengers became sick and one person died by the time land was sighted on November 10th.

The long trip led to many disagreements between the "Saints" and the "Strangers". After land was sighted a meeting was held and an agreement was worked out, called the Mayflower Compact, which guaranteed equality and unified the two groups. They joined together and named themselves the "Pilgrims."

Although they had first sighted land off Cape Cod they did not settle until they arrived at Plymouth, which had been named by Captain John Smith in 1614. It was there that the Pilgrims decide to settle. Plymouth offered an excellent harbor. A large brook offered a resource for fish. The Pilgrims biggest concern was attack by the local Native American Indians. But the Patuxets were a peaceful group and did not prove to be a threat.

The first winter was devastating to the Pilgrims. The cold, snow and sleet was exceptionally heavy, interfering with the workers as they tried to construct their settlement. March brought warmer weather and the health of the Pilgrims improved, but many had died during the long winter. Of the 110 Pilgrims and crew who left England, less that 50 survived the first winter.

On March 16, 1621 , what was to become an important event took place, an Indian brave walked into the Plymouth settlement. The Pilgrims were frightened until the Indian called out "Welcome" (in English!).

His name was Samoset and he was an Abnaki Indian. He had learned English from the captains of fishing boats that had sailed off the coast. After staying the night Samoset left the next day. He soon returned with another Indian named Squanto who spoke better English than Samoset. Squanto told the Pilgrims of his voyages across the ocean and his visits to England and Spain. It was in England where he had learned English.

Squanto's importance to the Pilgrims was enormous and it can be said that they would not have survived without his help. It was Squanto who taught the Pilgrims how to tap the maple trees for sap. He taught them which plants were poisonous and which had medicinal powers. He taught them how to plant the Indian corn by heaping the earth into low mounds with several seeds and fish in each mound. The decaying fish fertilized the corn. He also taught them to plant other crops with the corn.

The harvest in October was very successful and the Pilgrims found themselves with enough food to put away for the winter. There was corn, fruits and vegetables, fish to be packed in salt, and meat to be cured over smoky fires.

The Pilgrims had much to celebrate, they had built homes in the wilderness, they had raised enough crops to keep them alive during the long coming winter, they were at peace with their Indian neighbors. They had beaten the odds and it was time to celebrate.

The Pilgrim Governor William Bradford proclaimed a day of thanksgiving to be shared by all the colonists and the neighboring Native Americans. They invited Squanto and the other Indians to join them in their celebration. Their chief, Massasoit, and 90 braves came to the celebration which lasted for 3 days. They played games, ran races, marched and played drums. The Indians demonstrated their skills with the bow and arrow and the Pilgrims demonstrated their musket skills. Exactly when the festival took place is uncertain, but it is believed the celebration took place in mid-October.

The following year the Pilgrims harvest was not as bountiful, as they were still unused to growing the corn. During the year they had also shared their stored food with newcomers and the Pilgrims ran short of food.

The 3rd year brought a spring and summer that was hot and dry with the crops dying in the fields. Governor Bradford ordered a day of fasting and prayer, and it was soon thereafter that the rain came. To celebrate - November 29th of that year was proclaimed a day of thanksgiving. This date is believed to be the real true beginning of the present day Thanksgiving Day.

The custom of an annually celebrated thanksgiving, held after the harvest, continued through the years. During the American Revolution (late 1770's) a day of national thanksgiving was suggested by the Continental Congress.

In 1817 New York State had adopted Thanksgiving Day as an annual custom. By the middle of the 19th century many other states also celebrated a Thanksgiving Day. In 1863 President Abraham Lincoln appointed a national day of thanksgiving. Since then each president has issued a Thanksgiving Day proclamation, usually designating the fourth Thursday of each November as the holiday.


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That's what I said!! It's about FOOD!

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hehe, silly slappy
*spanks her*
i know you like it!

brush your teeth you silly limeys and maybe we will tell you

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It's all about FOOD. Just FOOD. You say thanks and shit but basically it's FOOD.

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food, aaah i can relate

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quote:
Originally posted by Pangloss:
. He soon returned with another Indian named Squanto who spoke better English than Samoset. Squanto told the Pilgrims of his voyages across the ocean and his visits to England and Spain. It was in England where he had learned English.





And the first thing he said was "Gee your from England, i have a sister over there perhaps you know her?"

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A militant indian once told me that Thanksgiving was actually a massacre. The starving palefaces stormed the native village and killed everyone and ate their food.

kind of like stealing candy from a baby, but it was stealling maize from injuns.


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History crap I stole for all you damn forigners

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Did you know that Thanksgiving was held twice in 1815?

Thanksgiving was a centuries-old tradition held by most cultures around the world. After the
autumn harvest, communities held 3-day-long feasts, sharing meat, bread and beer. Today,
Thanksgiving is known best as an US public holiday.

The first US Thanksgiving was held between 21 September and 11 November 1621 inMassachusetts by 50 Plymouth Pilgrims and their 90 Wampanoag neighbours. After that, Thanksgiving was held fairly randomly. Thanksgiving days were proclaimed annually by the US Congress from 1777 to 1783 which, except for 1782, were all celebrated in December. George Washington declared Thanksgiving in 1789 and 1795, and John Adams in 1798 and 1799. James Madison declared Thanksgiving twice in 1815. None of these were celebrated in the autumn.

The next national Thanksgiving was declared only in April 1862, by Abraham Lincoln. In 1863 he declared Thanksgiving for 6 August, and for the last Thursday in November. He went on to
declare a similar Thanksgiving observance in 1864, establishing a precedent that was followed by Andrew Johnson in 1865 and by every subsequent president.

After a few deviations of the day of celebration - Thanksgiving was held on 7 December in1865, and 18 November in 1869 - the last Thursday in November was proclaimed as the national Thanksgiving day, but still not a officially holiday. Thanksgiving remained a custom unsanctified by law until President Roosevelt signed a bill on 26 November 1941 that established the fourth Thursday in November as the national Thanksgiving public holiday.

Turkey is the traditional dish for the Thanksgiving feast. In the US, about 280 million turkeys are sold for the Thanksgiving celebrations. There is no official reason or declaration for the use of turkey. They just happened to be the most plentiful meat available at the time of the first Thanksgiving in 1621, starting the tradition.

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footnote: back in the day Benjamin Franklin put a movement in to make the wild turkey as our national bird. He obiously didn't win, but wouldn't have been fun if he did

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