Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Ivory Tower, USA
Posts: 1487

Can't find it.

I spent Thanksgiving with my friends Mike and Susan; they've got two boys ages 3 and five.

Near the end of dinner, the boys ask to be excused. They plop down on the carpet in the neighboring room and play with Legos. Mike, Susan, and I finish our wine and move onto port.

The youngest boy trundles off to the bathroom; it's right next to the dining room. He's in there a *really* long time, then calls out, "Mommy, I can't find my penis!"

The three of us crack up, then Susan heads off to the bathroom. Turns out that the three year old wants to pee like a "big boy." He's been fishing around in his briefs for ten minutes but can't get his pecker to poke through the openings in his pants and his underwear.

I don't know; I was amused.

------------------
"Wisdom comes with winters."--Oscar Wilde

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7538

I can't find mine either, i think i left it at chelle's.

can you mail it to me?

------------------------
a /\/\ i n a l



[This message has been edited by aminal (edited 11-24-2000).]

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
Posts: 1950

quote:

---

Originally posted by Agoust:
The three of us crack up,

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: WASP's nest.
Posts: 421

If his mom's anything like my mom, that poor kid will hear about the penis incident from the time he's old enough to understand the humor, until he's 93, god willing.

------------------------
"A singer can shatter a glass with the proper high note...
but the simplest way for anyone to break a glass
is simply to drop it on the floor." -AR

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Ivory Tower, USA
Posts: 1487

quote:

---

Originally posted by PityKitty:
If his mom's anything like my mom, that poor kid will hear about the penis incident from the time he's old enough to understand the humor, until he's 93, god willing.

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged