Private Messages Options Search Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > The Lost Forum > TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Post TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY

Happy Thanksgiving to all you guys.
May your gluttony know no bounds.

gobble
gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble *CHOP*

------------------
Don't argue with me.

[This message has been edited by wonderaz (edited 11-23-2000).]

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 10:29 PM
wonderaz is offline Click Here to See the Profile for wonderaz Click here to Send wonderaz a Private Message Visit wonderaz's homepage! Find more posts by wonderaz Add wonderaz to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
SirRitualMasturbator
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: NC/USA
Posts: 558

Post


turkey wrapped up in aluminum foil...
RM likes to masturbate with baby oil...
gobble gobble goo, and gobble gobble giggle...
i wish turkey only cost a nickle...


------------------------
LIDOCAINE

Class: AntiDysrhythmic

Action: Raises myocardial fibrillation threshold in the ventricles by subduing phaze 4 repolarization of cardiac cells.

Indications: Pulseless V-Tach, V-Fib, Malignant PVCs

Contraindications: None in Cardiac Arrest, Advanced (2nd, 3rd degree) Atrioventricular Block

How Supplied: 100mg in prefilled syringe

Route: Intravenous

Dose: 1-1.5 mg/kg, followed with maintinence infusion

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 10:34 PM
SirRitualMasturbator is offline Click Here to See the Profile for SirRitualMasturbator Click here to Send SirRitualMasturbator a Private Message Find more posts by SirRitualMasturbator Add SirRitualMasturbator to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
aminal
incomplete

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

Post

and we wonder why he has so many posts with this inane shit

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 10:37 PM
aminal is offline Click Here to See the Profile for aminal Click here to Send aminal a Private Message Find more posts by aminal Add aminal to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Fiend
batshit crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10153

Post

no kidding, you could have put that in one of the dozen thanksgiving threads

------------------------
ManHo Inc.®©

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 10:45 PM
Fiend is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Fiend Click here to Send Fiend a Private Message Find more posts by Fiend Add Fiend to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Post

You know... I rarely start threads.

But I did start this one. I would like to use this thread to invite both of you to go eat a stoat and then choke on it.

------------------------
Don't argue with me.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 10:50 PM
wonderaz is offline Click Here to See the Profile for wonderaz Click here to Send wonderaz a Private Message Visit wonderaz's homepage! Find more posts by wonderaz Add wonderaz to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
aminal
incomplete

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

Post

wonder honey - i'd choke on your stoat any day of the week

*smooch*

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 10:53 PM
aminal is offline Click Here to See the Profile for aminal Click here to Send aminal a Private Message Find more posts by aminal Add aminal to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Post

Today you get it with cranberry sauce and a yam.

------------------------
Don't argue with me.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 10:58 PM
wonderaz is offline Click Here to See the Profile for wonderaz Click here to Send wonderaz a Private Message Visit wonderaz's homepage! Find more posts by wonderaz Add wonderaz to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
billgerat
The Harvester of Eyes

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12548

Post

WONDER EATS BLUE TURKEY!!!!

------------------------
The Word of the Day is Absquatulate (v.i.) - To leave hurriedly, suddenly, or secretly.

There I fixed it for you, Bildgerat.


[This message has been edited by wonderaz (edited 11-23-2000).]

[This message has been edited by billgerat (edited 11-23-2000).]

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 10:59 PM
billgerat is online now Click Here to See the Profile for billgerat Click here to Send billgerat a Private Message Find more posts by billgerat Add billgerat to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Freelance
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

Talking

Look I can do Marquee too!

------------------------
Anger=Red

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 11:06 PM
Freelance is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Freelance Click here to Send Freelance a Private Message Find more posts by Freelance Add Freelance to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
billgerat
The Harvester of Eyes

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12548

Post

Several edits later, I FINALLY get it right.

(Wonder, you edited it right when I was doing my last edit, thanks anyway. I learn best when I do it myself.)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! As soon as my SO's dilatory daughter gets her clothes & make-up on, I'm out the door to my parent's house.

------------------------
The Word of the Day is Absquatulate (v.i.) - To leave hurriedly, suddenly, or secretly.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 11:12 PM
billgerat is online now Click Here to See the Profile for billgerat Click here to Send billgerat a Private Message Find more posts by billgerat Add billgerat to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
SirRitualMasturbator
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: NC/USA
Posts: 558

Post


me/ wonders if this marquee will work or if he fucked it up...


------------------------
LIDOCAINE

Class: AntiDysrhythmic

Action: Raises myocardial fibrillation threshold in the ventricles by subduing phaze 4 repolarization of cardiac cells.

Indications: Pulseless V-Tach, V-Fib, Malignant PVCs

Contraindications: None in Cardiac Arrest, Advanced (2nd, 3rd degree) Atrioventricular Block

How Supplied: 100mg in prefilled syringe

Route: Intravenous

Dose: 1-1.5 mg/kg, followed with maintinence infusion

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 11:14 PM
SirRitualMasturbator is offline Click Here to See the Profile for SirRitualMasturbator Click here to Send SirRitualMasturbator a Private Message Find more posts by SirRitualMasturbator Add SirRitualMasturbator to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Post

I will fuck up your html but you have to beg me.

------------------------
Don't argue with me.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-23-2000 11:48 PM
wonderaz is offline Click Here to See the Profile for wonderaz Click here to Send wonderaz a Private Message Visit wonderaz's homepage! Find more posts by wonderaz Add wonderaz to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
aminal
incomplete

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

Post

quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
Today you get it with cranberry sauce and a yam.


What the fuck is a yam?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 01:44 AM
aminal is offline Click Here to See the Profile for aminal Click here to Send aminal a Private Message Find more posts by aminal Add aminal to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Stellar
Deprived

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: State of Denial
Posts: 1468

Post

cant yall do the turkey marquee in the shape of a turkey?! Sheesh I thought I was dealing with professionals here.



Happy Turkey Day again!!
gobble gobble gobble



------------------------
"You're all pathetic in your own way!!"

I can't bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

Laugh now, cry later!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 01:50 AM
Stellar is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Stellar Click here to Send Stellar a Private Message Find more posts by Stellar Add Stellar to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Post

Very similar to a sweet potato, yet are unrelated.

------------------------
Don't argue with me.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 01:51 AM
wonderaz is offline Click Here to See the Profile for wonderaz Click here to Send wonderaz a Private Message Visit wonderaz's homepage! Find more posts by wonderaz Add wonderaz to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
aminal
incomplete

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

Post

sounds nasty, i'll pas on the yams...

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 02:04 AM
aminal is offline Click Here to See the Profile for aminal Click here to Send aminal a Private Message Find more posts by aminal Add aminal to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Stellar
Deprived

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: State of Denial
Posts: 1468

Post

quote:
Originally posted by aminal:
What the fuck is a yam?




I think its actually sweet potatoes with brown sugar, maple syrup and marshmallows on top. They are yummmy!! I just had some.



------------------------
"You're all pathetic in your own way!!"

I can't bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

Laugh now, cry later!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 04:17 AM
Stellar is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Stellar Click here to Send Stellar a Private Message Find more posts by Stellar Add Stellar to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Rav
Shoot the Puppy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 4523

Post

quote:
Originally posted by Stellar:
I think its actually sweet potatoes with brown sugar, maple syrup and marshmallows on top. They are yummmy!! I just had some.




Sounds nasty!

------------------------
I don't have to sell my soul,
He's already in me.
*
Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean that they aren't watching me!
*
No sugar thanks, I'm sweet enough already!
*
Stellar rules my ass!

[This message has been edited by Rav (edited 11-24-2000).]

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 10:05 AM
Rav is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Rav Click here to Send Rav a Private Message Visit Rav's homepage! Find more posts by Rav Add Rav to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Post

quote:
Originally posted by Stellar:
I think its actually sweet potatoes with brown sugar, maple syrup and marshmallows on top. They are yummmy!! I just had some.




Nope, a yam and a sweet potato are two seperate things.
Yams tend to grow a little larger and are very similar to the sweet potato in appearance and taste but are not related to the sweet potato at all, other than both being tubers.



------------------------
Don't argue with me.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 03:33 PM
wonderaz is offline Click Here to See the Profile for wonderaz Click here to Send wonderaz a Private Message Visit wonderaz's homepage! Find more posts by wonderaz Add wonderaz to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Princess_Chelle
no thank you

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6953

Post

i make my sweet potato cassarole with brownsugar pecans and lots of butter
toss in a couple of eggs and it all sticks together rather well
yum yum!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 03:35 PM
Princess_Chelle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Princess_Chelle Click here to Send Princess_Chelle a Private Message Find more posts by Princess_Chelle Add Princess_Chelle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
aminal
incomplete

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

Post

Give me normal roast potaoes any day...

i dont understand all this stuff about yams and thanksgiving

------------------------
a /\/\ i n a l

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 04:01 PM
aminal is offline Click Here to See the Profile for aminal Click here to Send aminal a Private Message Find more posts by aminal Add aminal to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Post

You are dealing with native American cuisine here, aminal. That is the connection.

It doesn't matter anyway, I ate all the yams. There are none left to discuss.

------------------------
Don't argue with me.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 04:07 PM
wonderaz is offline Click Here to See the Profile for wonderaz Click here to Send wonderaz a Private Message Visit wonderaz's homepage! Find more posts by wonderaz Add wonderaz to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Fiend
batshit crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10153

Post

i fucking hate yams
that is all

------------------------
ManHo Inc.®©

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-24-2000 09:17 PM
Fiend is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Fiend Click here to Send Fiend a Private Message Find more posts by Fiend Add Fiend to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
WastedPotential
sociotard

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3691

Post

A day late, and I'll always be a dollar short...


Thanksgiving Prayer MP3 approx 2.5 MB.


------------------------
Fuck God and Fuck America, but I totally agree with Jerry. I'll send you my resume as Band Manager...

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 11-25-2000 06:10 AM
WastedPotential is offline Click Here to See the Profile for WastedPotential Click here to Send WastedPotential a Private Message Find more posts by WastedPotential Add WastedPotential to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
All times are GMT. The time now is 01:30 AM. Post New Thread    Post A Reply
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread

Forum Jump: