Registered: Aug 2000
Location: WASP's nest.
Posts: 421

Lucky is me.

I almost died this morning.
But didn't.
Yay me!
one down, eight more lives to go.

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"A singer can shatter a glass with the proper high note...
but the simplest way for anyone to break a glass
is simply to drop it on the floor." -AR

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10414

You aren't allowed to post something like that without sharing details.

It's in the FAQ somewhere, I am sure...

DM

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

Whoops, ya have to watch out for that dieing thing, or it'll get ya.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Now that's a cliffhanger.

So how did you almost die?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: WASP's nest.
Posts: 421

Well, last night i fell asleep with a candle burning on my nightstand (did i mention that it was all my own fault?) and woke up this morning with my blankets on fire.
That is the most un-fucking-pleasant way i have ever woken up ever.
All that happened was that i now have no comforters and my thigh is burned to hell.
But now i have tylenol with codiene(sp?)!
It was kind of a positive experience too, because i found out that my brother doesn't hate me. He's the one who told my father that i was burned and had him take me to the hospital. If you knew the kind of relationship my brother and I had, this would be a lot more huge that it seems.
Yeah, but anyway, I almost killed myself and brought my whole house with me this morning.
That is all.

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"A singer can shatter a glass with the proper high note...
but the simplest way for anyone to break a glass
is simply to drop it on the floor." -AR

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
Posts: 1950

There's a wonderful scene in Lucky Jim where Jim Dixon gets wasted one evening at the Professor's house and burns the bedclothes to hell.

You've just reminded me that I have to go read that book again.

Thank you.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Ivory Tower, USA
Posts: 1485

Glad you're ok, Pity Kitty! What is it with lighting our bedsheets on fire lately?! Recently, some Asylum Whore burned up a mattress while smoking in bed; who was it? This was about six weeks ago.

Be careful people!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

i've woken a few people up by setting thier sheets on fire, its pretty funny, but damn irresponsible.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6081

quote:

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Originally posted by Agoust:
Recently, some Asylum Whore burned up a mattress while smoking in bed; who was it? This was about six weeks ago.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5126

Okay, that's two in 2 months. Something is wrong here. PEOPLE, STOP SLEEPING WITH FIRE.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10153

whats red and yellow and looks good on a hippie?
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