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Do Not Eat

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Do Not Eat


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Old Post 04-25-2005 08:36 PM
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Cockney_Rebel
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Indeed, 'Please do not open the carriage door while the train is in motion' is one that comes to mind.

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Coincidence
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Yes, warning labels are flying in the face of all we aspire to as humans.
Those millenia of defining the idea of God, evolution and free will - thrown out with the bath water (don't drink it!). All those generations toiling with learning when to stay the fuck away from something - their work undone by oblivious morons. How could we welcome into society this dead end of human consciousness? Bleeding hearts and insurance companies, may you get run over by cars (since they don't have warning labels).

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i'm pretty sure the manufacturers don't give a damn about the people they are "protecting"....it's to protect themselves from lawsuits later.

"you lost your ability to see because you got spraypaint in your eyes? oh noes! did you read the warning label or the directions before using it?"

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Caution: Freshly brewed coffee is HOT.

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i'm pretty sure the manufacturers don't give a damn about the people they are "protecting"....it's to protect themselves from lawsuits later.

"you lost your ability to see because you got spraypaint in your eyes? oh noes! did you read the warning label or the directions before using it?"


I knew you looked like a little Ralph Nader.

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dogcow
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the obvious solution would be to remove safety labels from everything and let the problem solve itself.

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No, the obvious solution would be to nuke the middle east.

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Cockney_Rebel
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'Cheddar Cheese'
Allergy advice: Contains milk. No shit. Who'd have quessed?

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