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anotherjoey
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It's all just a popularity contest...

The Virgin Blog
It's all just a popularity contest...


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LLoyd? ... Is that you?


Lloyd Dobler: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

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Goatboy
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quote:
the loneliness birds have returned and laid eggs of stone in my heart


> Unicorn Hearts

Joey needs Loneliness Bird pernts

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chicks dig paragraphs

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Azrael
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I read it and all I heard was

What would you do if I sang outta tune?
Would you stand up n walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song.
I will try not to sing out of key...

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Joe Cocker got lots and lots of ass due to that song.

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Coincidence
Me lose brain?

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Well if it has to be drunk and emotional, that was pretty good. [p]

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quote:
when they do respond they don't get it and just mimic like trained parrots inanne comments aimed at each other instead of the meaning of the blog.


you guys are dicks.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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It's hard to go to a club and be a nice guy. The ladies are with other ladies and the meaner they get with guys the hotter they feel. That's life.
Their attracted to aggressive guys cause it makes them look cooler. Yea. It's so fucking retarded.(oops.....used that word...fuck it) Then they try to make them nice when their behind closed doors and get the shit beaten out of them yet they keep trying and blame it on themselves.
You gotta find shit that only YOU like to do. Most people do parties cause it's what your peers want and then even most of them would rather be doing something else.
Get some balls,man. Some women are attracted to men that can just walk away from a group of friends at a club cause it shows your not a groupie or a follower.
And when a woman rolls their eyes then show absolutely no interest to you, just turn around and walk away. The woman later may wonder what she may have been missing. If you brush her off right then in her mind she meant nothing to you. Not even attractive. Then the next time you see her on a different day in the same club,watch how she'll keep looking over your direction.
Your right. It's all a game. The best way to play it is to not play it at all.
You'll find your happiness,Joey.
Don't stress over women.
When you stop trying to look, nice women tired of playing the game start noticing you.
And yes,Joey. People do read your blog.

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Large Filipino
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It's like when your at a pet store looking at alot of cute puppies. Most of them are all happy to see you and shit and do their cute dance trying to score a home to piss and shit on. But then there's always one that looks real sad and off in the corner looking like it misses it's mommy. The customers would pick up the happy ones and play with them and that makes them feel good. But they don't generally want to take these puppies home cause the'll chew up the furniture and chomp down your fence so they can fuck the St Bernard dog next door. No. They pick the shy one. The one that's sad. Because that's the one the customer can live with,pet with when their lonely,listen to you when your alone.
Your that dog,dog. And someone will notice.
Don't despair.

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anotherjoey
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lol..sorry fillipino...but you're wrong on that one. that only happens in the movies. but thanks for the concern, and don't worry about me, i'll survive, people come and go and they are still coming and will still be going...that's life. I deal...most of the time. The times I don't deal, I just disappear...real easyy to do on the net too...

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euphorbia
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i dont have any great advice to give, i know im not a normal girl and giving advice on girls would be counter productive. wish i could help, but bitches suck, thast why i dont date them, plus the whole vagina thing, ew.

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quote:
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i dont have any great advice to give, i know im not a normal girl and giving advice on girls would be counter productive. wish i could help, but bitches suck, thast why i dont date them, plus the whole vagina thing, ew.




you should consider homosexuality...win win!

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Large Filipino
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lol..sorry fillipino...but you're wrong on that one....

Oh my god. That means my entire life was done all wrong. I should have said yes to that skank hoar....I should have strived to be popular.....I should have taken more showers in High School and shared some of my weed....
I'm all depressed now.

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Goedile
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Nice guys are a myth. What you're thinking of is parasites too incompetent to successfully manipulate anyone. So they throw up a screen of being supernice to hide their emptiness.

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anotherjoey
Snuggle Slut

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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
you should consider homosexuality...win win!


OMG OMG OMG OMG talk about ew? EW EW EW EW EW

Yeah, not gonna happen, but thanks for the attempt...it's the thought that counts...no really honest

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quote:
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Nice guys are a myth. What you're thinking of is parasites too incompetent to successfully manipulate anyone. So they throw up a screen of being supernice to hide their emptiness.


The interesting thing about this...is that I CHOOSE not to use my powers of manipulation. I choose to not use a lot of powers I have. I choose to be a nice guy even though it gets me nowhere, because that is what I want to be. I choose to take the higher road...that is all.

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I edited my definition just for you.

Nice guys are a myth. What you're thinking of is parasites too incompetent to successfully manipulate anyone. To ward off their psyches imploding when faced by their helplessness to their environment, they maintain a fantastical delusion that they are masterful puppeteers who can bend any and all to their whim without effort, but forgo this out of selfless consideration for their 'inferiors' and go through life as a benevolent sumeritan blessing all with boundless kindness though none of the lowly filth deserves this. Which is certainly by no means shameless toadying, the only thing they excel at.

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anotherjoey
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hmmmm

I don't think I can really argue against what you said....at this point.

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Aw bullshit. Nice guys are guys that win cause they let the woman win. They WANT their woman to win and therefore the guy wins.
That's been the story of my married life. Keep the woman happy then everyone's happy.
Do this enough times and......your......happy.........(cries..)

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Me lose brain?

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Sumeritan, eh Goedile?

Anyway, it's true. People maintain the most ridiculous illusions, so that they may stay home and safe from 'the other ones', who for some reason have been attributed with pure soul-destroying evil.
On the other hand, others are fully aware, and correct in their assumptions that the ground outside is not worthy of their feet.

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Talarohk
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Don't give up, joey. Sometimes, when you share your heart, the one you're sharing it with wasn't ready for (or didn't want) the burden, and so she reacts in a way which removes the burden from her--like rolling her eyes.
I speak from experience; there are many women who are indeed looking for kind, gentle men who can be honest with their emotions. One thing I've learned, though, is that the fact that a man is kind, gentle, and honest is not in itself sufficient to make that man their desired mate. It's certainly a point in your favor, no question about it, but it doesn't make one instantly attractive to any and all women.

You'll find the right person, but it may take some time. I know the loneliness you're feeling, but it will pass. That person is there, and she'll be worth the wait and the search. In fact, she may even be better than worth the time; I know that in my case I wouldn't have been ready to be with my wife if I hadn't gone through some of the difficult times.

In any case--don't give up. It's better to be alone for a time, while choosing (as you said) to be a man worth loving, than to find instant gratification as a man who won't be worth it when that person finally does arrive.

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OMG OMG OMG OMG talk about ew? EW EW EW EW EW

. . .



flamingest post ever.

mgt rating anyone? trashcans in france spontaneously combusted.

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