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Talarohk
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I want to be like this when I'm 73

A 73 year old grandfather in Kenya killed an attacking leopard by tearing out its tongue with his hands.
Here.

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totally awesome

awesome

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The hospital gave him free treatment? No wonder then that some 90 million will die from AIDS in Africa over the next 20 years.

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I read that and think "goddamn his wife hasn't given him a blowjob in a decade and he's pissed". you really want to go that long without a blowjob?

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As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.


Fucking savages!

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Talarohk
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Er. *blushes*

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. . . you really want to go that long without a blowjob?

Now that you mention it, I don't.

Your place, or mine?

Amen.

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What's the matter, cat, Mr. M'Mburugu got your tongue?

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It just gets stranger

Lions Rescue, Guard Beaten Ethiopian Girl

By ANTHONY MITCHELL, Associated Press WriterTue Jun 21, 8:37 PM ET

A 12-year-old girl who was abducted and beaten by men trying to force her into a marriage was found being guarded by three lions who apparently had chased off her captors, a policeman said Tuesday.

The girl, missing for a week, had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them, said Sgt. Wondimu Wedajo, speaking by telephone from the provincial capital of Bita Genet, about 350 miles southwest of Addis Ababa.

She was beaten repeatedly before she was found June 9 by police and relatives on the outskirts of Bita Genet, Wondimu said. She had been guarded by the lions for about half a day, he said.

"They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest," Wondimu said.

"If the lions had not come to her rescue, then it could have been much worse. Often these young girls are raped and severely beaten to force them to accept the marriage," he said.

Tilahun Kassa, a local government official who corroborated Wondimu's version of the events, said one of the men had wanted to marry the girl against her wishes.

"Everyone thinks this is some kind of miracle, because normally the lions would attack people," Wondimu said.

Stuart Williams, a wildlife expert with the rural development ministry, said the girl may have survived because she was crying from the trauma of her attack.

"A young girl whimpering could be mistaken for the mewing sound from a lion cub, which in turn could explain why they didn't eat her," Williams said.

Ethiopia's lions, famous for their large black manes, are the country's national symbol and adorn statues and the local currency. Despite a recent crackdown, Hunters also kill the animals for their skins, which can fetch $1,000. Williams estimates that only 1,000 Ethiopian lions remain in the wild.

The girl, the youngest of four siblings, was "shocked and terrified" after her abduction and had to be treated for the cuts from her beatings, Wondimu said.

He said police had caught four of the abductors and three were still at large.

Kidnapping young girls has long been part of the marriage custom in Ethiopia. The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where most of the country's 71 million people live.

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Fucking savages.

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Talarohk
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That rocks.
The being saved and guarded by lions part, not the beating, rape, and slavery part.

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Re: It just gets stranger

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"A young girl whimpering could be mistaken for the mewing sound from a lion cub, which in turn could explain why they didn't eat her," Williams said.


Lion 1: Yo! Check it out, baby human! Dinner!
Lion 2: No wait, it sounds like a baby lion.
Lion 1: Oh shit, you're right. Um... what do we do?
Lion 2: Play it safe. Let's just chill with it.
Lion 1: But I'm hungry!
Lion 2: Dude! We're lions! We can't tell what it is.
Lion 3: Yeah....
Lion 1: DAMN!

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Lion 2: LF, no doubt?

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Large Filipino
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eeee!
But that's cool,man. Loins are ferocious no doubt but usually when hungry or provoked. But that story is so...human...like these lions showed compassion like they felt for her when they witnessed her being mistreated and instincts aside thought the right thing to do was to protect her...then they just left when help arrived. Man,you can't even really dramatize that on film. It would be unbelievable.
That is one amazing story.

Now the old man...no biggie. Lion already had a hold of his arm. He just thought choking him from the inside would work.
Now ripping his tongue out is impressive.
I bet he made stew with that.

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Loins are ferocious no doubt but usually when hungry or provoked.


Of course. Of course.

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