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Hawley Griffin
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The Joy Of McDonald’s

sometimes, though rarely, good things can be found in blogs:

[Overheard in McDonald’s this morning]

Two little boys, approximately 4 or 5 years old, spy each other in line. Their mothers are holding their respective hands, staring straight ahead at the menu board with that dispassionate glazed look – like they’re pumping gas, or waiting for a dog to do its business.

Little boy #1: Hey! You get McDonald’s for breakfast too!
Little boy #2: Yeah! I’m getting pancakes! I thought I was never going to get pancakes again.
Little boy #1: How come? Your mom doesn’t make pancakes at home?
Little boy #2: No. I only get them here. And I didn’t think I was ever going to taste them again.
Little boy #1: How come?
Little boy #2*: Because after my little brother’s birthday party, my Mom said she’d rather take it up the ass than eat here ever again.

* Who, as he was being led back to a booth by his hysterically laughing mother, was fussing, “BUT I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!”

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Kids and Icelandics say the darnedest things.

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them be yankee kids

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This McDonalds fascination makes absolutely no sense. Why are we constantly reminded of some lousy burger chain?

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Coincidence is a Burger King man.

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quote:
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Coincidence is a Burger King man.


same shit, different name

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Well, if I had to choose. But that was not my point!
If the mentioned episode had occured at Burger King, I don't think we would have heard about it. You must admit it's a deeply fascinating cultural phenomenon that might hold the key to the very core of our society.

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quote:
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You must admit it's a deeply fascinating cultural phenomenon that might hold the key to the very core of our society.
no. not really.

McDonalds gives me the shits.

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Their apple-walnut fruit bowl is pretty darned good.

For the past few months I couldn't stomach the thought of ordering any of their sandwiches, though.

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quote:
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Their apple-walnut fruit bowl is pretty darned good.



Thanks for the tip, Sally, but that's what food eats.

FAG.

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I cant remember the last time I had BK or MuckDee's.

I'd choose BK if I were to have em though. I agree about the cookin thing there LF. One of the reasons I enjoy cooking so much.

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Thanks for the tip, Sally, but that's what food eats.

FAG.



EAT ME, orange apron boi.

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Had Wendys. They didnt last long in the UK. I think its coz their burgers fell to bits too easy.

And square burgers are weird.

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There is a Wendy's in Heathrow Airport, or there was a year or so ago (Terminal 3, I think).

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Wendy's is my favorite fast food burger joint, followed by Jack In The Box.

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Subway is the devil if you're on a diet.

BK is the king of all fast food though its still bad for you.

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quote:
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Wendy's is my favorite fast food burger joint, followed by Jack In The Box.

Don't like In N Out?

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i'd have to say jack in the box wins, followed closely by whataburger, with wendy's in third.

i last ate at mcdonalds more than 5 years ago.

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quote:
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There is a Wendy's in Heathrow Airport, or there was a year or so ago (Terminal 3, I think).


Wasn't there last August.

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