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Hawley Griffin
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The Joy Of McDonald’s
sometimes, though rarely, good things can be found in blogs:
[Overheard in McDonald’s this morning]
Two little boys, approximately 4 or 5 years old, spy each other in line. Their mothers are holding their respective hands, staring straight ahead at the menu board with that dispassionate glazed look – like they’re pumping gas, or waiting for a dog to do its business.
Little boy #1: Hey! You get McDonald’s for breakfast too!
Little boy #2: Yeah! I’m getting pancakes! I thought I was never going to get pancakes again.
Little boy #1: How come? Your mom doesn’t make pancakes at home?
Little boy #2: No. I only get them here. And I didn’t think I was ever going to taste them again.
Little boy #1: How come?
Little boy #2*: Because after my little brother’s birthday party, my Mom said she’d rather take it up the ass than eat here ever again.
* Who, as he was being led back to a booth by his hysterically laughing mother, was fussing, “BUT I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!”
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Kids and Icelandics say the darnedest things.
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Hawley Griffin
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them be yankee kids
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Coincidence
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This McDonalds fascination makes absolutely no sense. Why are we constantly reminded of some lousy burger chain?
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Coincidence is a Burger King man.
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Hawley Griffin
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quote: Originally posted by Smug Git
Coincidence is a Burger King man.
same shit, different name
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Coincidence
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Well, if I had to choose. But that was not my point!
If the mentioned episode had occured at Burger King, I don't think we would have heard about it. You must admit it's a deeply fascinating cultural phenomenon that might hold the key to the very core of our society.
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quote: Originally posted by Coincidence
You must admit it's a deeply fascinating cultural phenomenon that might hold the key to the very core of our society.
no. not really.
McDonalds gives me the shits.
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Mudflap
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Their apple-walnut fruit bowl is pretty darned good.
For the past few months I couldn't stomach the thought of ordering any of their sandwiches, though.
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Cruise Director
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quote: Originally posted by Mudflap
Their apple-walnut fruit bowl is pretty darned good.
Thanks for the tip, Sally, but that's what food eats.
FAG. 
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Fast food thrives cause nobody really cooks anymore.
Mommies work too now.
Bush is a bad man.
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I cant remember the last time I had BK or MuckDee's.
I'd choose BK if I were to have em though. I agree about the cookin thing there LF. One of the reasons I enjoy cooking so much.
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Mudflap
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quote: Originally posted by Cruise Director
Thanks for the tip, Sally, but that's what food eats.
FAG.
EAT ME, orange apron boi.
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Had Wendys. They didnt last long in the UK. I think its coz their burgers fell to bits too easy.
And square burgers are weird.
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There is a Wendy's in Heathrow Airport, or there was a year or so ago (Terminal 3, I think).
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Wendy's is my favorite fast food burger joint, followed by Jack In The Box.
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Azrael
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Subway is the devil if you're on a diet.
BK is the king of all fast food though its still bad for you.
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quote: Originally posted by Talarohk
Wendy's is my favorite fast food burger joint, followed by Jack In The Box.
Don't like In N Out?
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SatansLeftHand
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i'd have to say jack in the box wins, followed closely by whataburger, with wendy's in third.
i last ate at mcdonalds more than 5 years ago.
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quote: Originally posted by Smug Git
There is a Wendy's in Heathrow Airport, or there was a year or so ago (Terminal 3, I think).
Wasn't there last August.
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