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Trenchant_Troll
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Skalie!

Or any other oak-loafered, windmill-dwelling, canal skater:

Is the justice system in Aruba consistent with that of your below-sea level, dyke(sic) surrounded crater, or do have police? WTF? Over.

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are you planning a trip to aruba and afraid of a little mugging? poor troll.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Actually, I am considering another trip there this winter. It should cost about $1000 for a week for two with first class air included. It's what the Aruban travel authority refers to as the "Dead Chick Discount". What are the Dutch if not merchants?

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skalie
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A good friend of mine is Aruban, if you have any serious questions.

*doesn't hold breath*

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quote:
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are you planning a trip to aruba and afraid of a little mugging? poor troll.


He's actually planning on sending his son. He's about 18 and apparently the odds are good for disappearance.

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Trenchant_Troll
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A good friend of mine is Aruban, if you have any serious questions.

*doesn't hold breath*



My question was a serious one. Do Arubans have detectives or just security guards or what? It sounds like they bring a suspect before a judge who asks him/her, "do you know anything about this crime?", and if they say "nope" they say "Oh ok, you may go."

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Yep, that would be pretty similar to the Dutch justice system.

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Really? I need to move there.

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That's what I thought.

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And look what happened to you. No thanks, I'll pass

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What happened to me?

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Quite a lot, considering you look like Nick Nolte. Look how he turned out.

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( My hairdresser got carried away the other night )

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I can see. Did you get a refund?

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skalie
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Yeah I get a free haircut whenever I want.

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quote:
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Yeah I get a free haircut whenever I want.


want.

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Christ, skalie is fucking morphing into Tank Girl.

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Almost as good as Caf's.

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Christ, skalie is fucking morphing into Tank Girl.


I love Tank Girl.

I want to come back in my next life as the love child of Tank Girl and Napoleon Dynamite.

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Apparently, the Dutch are send jets to Aruba to aid in the search for the missing chick.

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Natalee Hollway's family say that if the three suspects are released, they are themselves going to spill some information, that is supposedly unpleasant. I would imagine that it's sexual in nature, if it's not prosecutable. Or maybe how they got her drunk, or something like that.

I don't fully understand the CNN approach to this. They always seem to want to be criticising the Aruban system and police, but they know very well that people go missing here in the US all the time, too. It just seems like another case of 'STOP THE PRESSES! ATTRACTIVE WHITE GIRL GOES MISSING!!!' It's gained its own momentum; it's news because it's news.

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Yep. When was the last time a fat ugly person was reported missing and covered with such zeal? Probably not since Jimmy Hoffa.

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