Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Ducktown, GA
Posts: 1429

Right to keep and bear armfuls of dr pepper and bbq sammiches.
I forgot I had a blog thing

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Your bathroom of the gods should have an extra wide toilet with side bolsters. Then it should also recline.
A flat screen tv should mount on the wall directly in front of the toilet and a game system should be accesible next to your throne.
Then your toilet should have that optional remote control butt spray thing.
Imagine not having to reach over to wipe your ass knowing your fingers have only the toilet paper to keep from shit.
Oh,and a disco ball would be nice.
Let me know when your done and I'll come over and test it for you.

(did you make your own rifle?)

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Ducktown, GA
Posts: 1429

A reclining crapper. Wow.

That would be incredibly cool. I dont know if that would work as the wastewater drain is in the slab, and i'd need to put the whole thing on a riser, like some sort of throne to get it far enough from the wall to recline.

It will definitley have a big old comfy seat. I dont know about padded though. I'm sort of torn about those. What if someone comes over and uses it? Then I'd have to replace it.

The tv is a pretty slick plan though. I have an extra 15 inch flatscreen monitor, If I can find some sort of smallish, cheapish tv receiver, I can tie it into the satellite, as I got that going on down in the basement already. That would solve any lack of new reading material emergencies in there.

I've been saving the white parts of whitetail deer bellies to put together as a really nice, soft, warm bathmat and mat in front of the toilet. I will attempt to make the room as soundproof as possible with insulation, too, in the hopes of having a quiet place to contemplate the issues of the day.

No, I'm not done with that rifle yet. I build them from ordered parts usually, but tune each part to work as well as possible for the application.
I dont have enough machine shop yet to do scratch builds, but hope to have that capability one day. To be able to do everything but make barrel blanks. Thats just best left to the masters. Expensive stuff.

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