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Stupid family came into the store about 10 minutes before we closed and stuck around until 30 minutes after. I didn't get to leave until an hour later than I was scheduled because of those fuckers.

I hate inconsiderate bastards like that. It didn't even occur to them that we might have wanted to go home.

Then the manager seemed to be extra slow getting all the closing stuff done. Easy for her, she doesn't work tomorrow. I've got to open in the morning.

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"Attention Shoppers. We are now closed."
Guess that dosen't work for all stores.
That sucks,man.

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wook at da cute doggie!




awe, hims so cute...it makes him sad when youre sad...dont you want the cute doggie to be happy?

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Damm. That's like a panda seal.
I bet that family was Mexican,huh Rosh.
They always shop in groups.

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Reminds me of a puppy in Thailand that was living under the boardwalk of a bungalow park I was staying in.

Cute as could be, except it had a "goatse" like wound halfway down it's back, maybe a spina-bifida or something.

Fucked if I was going to touch it.

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. . . Then the manager seemed to be extra slow getting all the closing stuff done. Easy for her, she doesn't work tomorrow. I've got to open in the morning.

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The customer is always right, Rosh.

Except the lazy cunts who leave their shopping carts to blow around the carpark. Those people should die.

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I mean, Jesus Christ, how much fucking effort is it to take the shopping cart to one of the cartparks or back into the fucking store? Jesus fucking wept. Why do postal workers kill their colleagues when every mall carpark contains these cunts that no one will even miss? A sign saying 'WARNING: return your shopping cart otherwise our sponsored sniper will spray your brains all over your SUV, you lazy, selfish, stupid cunt' would do wonders for the improvement of civil behaviour in the mall carparks of America.

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In Holland they've got these shopping cart brakes, if you go too far from the store one of the wheels locks up.

Some students hacked the frequency and were setting off the brakes mid-shop with a modified remote control.

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They have them in the UK, too.

British people, in my experience, return the trolley (which is what a cart is called in the UK)(and, incidentally, British shopping trolleys have 4 steerable wheels, rather than the two used here)(although having seen how people drive here in NJ, perhaps they just couldn't cope with four steerable wheels) to the store or to a trolleypark. Only a real cunt would leave it to blow around the carpark, even in the North Circular Tescos (next to IKEA) that I used to use, which had a relatively high cunt quotient (which was clearly lowered by my custom). What the real cunts used to do was walk home with the trolley and then throw it in the nearest river or ditch, but those fangled trolleylocks have put a stop to that (as have the trolleys that require a deposit to use).

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If you don't return them here you're out half a euro.

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. . . Why do postal workers kill their colleagues when every mall carpark contains these cunts that no one will even miss? A sign saying 'WARNING: return your shopping cart otherwise our sponsored sniper will spray your brains all over your SUV, you lazy, selfish, stupid cunt' would do wonders for the improvement of civil behaviour in the mall carparks of America.

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Not that small when a trolley blows around and scratches your new car, as I saw happen to someone else a couple of weeks ago.

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Not that small when a trolley blows around and scratches your new car, as I saw happen to someone else a couple of weeks ago.

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Scratches add character Smug, didn't they teach you that in uni?

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I just don't understand why someone wouldn't return the damn things; they managed to get the cart from the store to their car, after all. It's one of those 'little things' that illustrates the inner cunt, like spitting gum out onto the sidewalk, or littering.

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They're keeping people employed Smug, god bless them.

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Apparently, that dog is a Chow Chow. A rough haired Chow Chow.

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Trolleys get good scrap value, I hear.

A chow chow? I can honestly say I have never seen a dog like that before. It is cute, though.

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Trolleys get good scrap value, I hear.

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Indeed. We now your type, masquerading as happy-go-lucky travellers. When infact, you are a kleptomaniac of questionable shopping trolleys!

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Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed Smug's 'breaking point.'

Shopping carts are the tool that will lead to his demise.

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Oh, I've not yet found the thing that will really make me mad. After years of highschool teaching, inconsiderate and lazy retards aren't even scratching the surface of real annoyance.

None of which means that they shouldn't die horribly, but I say that with a clear head, rather than one clouded by rage.

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NOT VERY FUN FACT: chow chows have purples tongues.

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