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Nutrimentia
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Pissup idea: Christchurch, New Zealand (Aug 23-Sept 13)

I will be escorting 32 of our students to New Zealand for a 3 week homestay and study program. My primary responsibilities are to get them down there, hang around in case of emergency, and then get them back. I'm supposed to check in on them from time to time (probably poke my head in their classroom every other day or so). In the meantime, I'm free, so if anyone wants to get together, I'm game. Only rule is I have to stay within the Christchurch vicinity as per the afforementioned case of emergency.

There are three weekends during that period: Aug 26-28, Sept 2-4, and Sept 9-11. My family will be joining me during part of the trip, but that just means you get to meet them too.

Considering that I tend to propose pissups in places that no one can afford to get to, I understand if no one is available. But perhaps a few of the kiwis and maybe some Aussies might make it over. And who knows if mugtoe is itching for an extra passport stamp.

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It will be the middle of winter Nute.

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Will this be Aruba II?

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It isn't as if it's actually cold though, so yes, it will be Aruba II, only better. I have 3 weeks to take pictures of the trees instead of just 2 days.

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I have a family member on staff at the uni in Christchurch, Nute. If you'd like, I'll e-mail him your info and see if he might be able to arrange some tours of the area. He's been there 3 years now, and has applied for landed immigrant status in NZ, too his mother's dismay.

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Can't match the Hawaii pissup.

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What school, Simon? My students are going to be at the Polytechnic Institute. I wouldn't mind meeting a local if you can get us in touch.

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Lincoln College of Agriculture, Canterbury University.

I'll e-mail the info from your first post to him. PM me a contact e-mail address and I'll forward that. Leave it up to him to contact you if he wishes.

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I've got a few drinking buddies in Christchurch, but they're all about 80 years old or more.

Hyde Park (in the center) has some pretty photogenic trees in it and I guess you can go skiing without having to drive too far.

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I thought Hyde Park was in the UK.

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There's Hyde Parks in all the colonies.

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There is a Hyde Park in Christchurch, but I meant Hagley Park.

Fucking boring place, Christchurch, btw.

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I'm from Hyde Park, Mass

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You were conceived in a park?

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You were conceived in a park?


In a dumpster in a park, according to the rumours.

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aaawww, smug... you're going soft. I was SO expecting a "yeah, a TRAILER park" joke, at least. Seems like your wit is following closely behind your hair.

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There is a Hyde Park in Christchurch, but I meant Hagley Park.

Fucking boring place, Christchurch, btw.



Boring enough to make the women easy, I hope.

And who was Hyde and what did he do to deserve parks? Some Brit Johnny Appleseed tree-hugger?

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no, Hyde was the grotesque counterpart to one Dr Jekyll.
He raped and killed a whole lot of people. Most often in parks.

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I was tempted to make a crack about it being the better half of Dr. Jekyll but figured that was too dumb.

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If you get a weekend free and feel like doing something other than hanging around a smoggy city full of Asians, go visit Fjordland, although it may be on permanent night-time when you're going to be there.

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aaawww, smug... Seems like your wit is following closely behind your hair.


Indeed, it's disappearing up his arse.

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.....if, whilst in christchurch, you should happen to run into a young woman 23 years of age, with orange hair and freckles all over the damn place, tell her jed says hi.

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Will do, SLH. Does she have a name?

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Don't do it Nute.

Saying "Jed says hi" to an antipodean woman will be rewarded with a swift kick aimed towards the family jewels.

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Damn you, skalie.

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