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euphorbia
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uncomfortable silence

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Old Post 07-02-2005 02:08 AM
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SimpleSimon
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Well said. Which is why, if I can make it work, I'm leaving.

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Hawley Griffin
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don't like it? then do your duty as a citizen of a free country to change it. there is nothing in your path preventing it.

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euphorbia
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Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
don't like it? then do your duty as a citizen of a free country to change it. there is nothing in your path preventing it.


trust me, im writing all kinds of folks, and trying to post on their forums, however my pieces keep getting deleted and im not even calling anyone pig fuckers, mouth breathers, window licker, cunt scab picker, maggot turd or any other special designation. Im being all respectful and courteous like.

Id drive to the police dept, to try and just talk to someone, but that is illegal for me to do and would wind me up in jail…I got shit to do.

All my letters to my gov reps result in automated emails that just make me feel postal.

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euphorbia
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but im still writing, futility wont stop me...maybe soon others will chime in

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Nutrimentia
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What is a "mouth breather"?

I like this idea of a lack of practice of driving drunk. There should be a drunk driver's school where you go and get shit faced and then practice driving. Once you've practiced enough that you can pass a driving test, you get a gold star on your license that exempts you from DUI (at least for the BAC that you're rated for.)

Why would you want to work on your stereo while you're drunk? Wouldn't that make things worse?

I heard a tale about a guy who was arrested or ticketed for flipping off a police officer. In court, the judge overturned it. After the decision, the cop got the judge's attention and flipped him off. I don't know if he was hit with contempt or not. It's probably just a bullshit story anyway, but amusing one. I think that's a dumb law too.

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I like 'window licker' and 'cunt scab picker'. 4bs, you're an artiste. <3

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euphorbia
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im going the lord's work, mouse.

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quote:
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What is a "mouth breather"?

Attachment: mouthbreather.jpg
This has been downloaded 48 time(s).

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! A picture's worth a thousand words. [p]

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Hawley Griffin
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your wifes name is that long?

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Yeah, over here our wives' names aren't enunciated in bleats like in Iceland.

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