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Large Filipino
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The Iron Chef game!

I'll throw out 3 ingredients and you'll make something up.
OK!

1)3 Cans of sardines
2)bag of potatoes
3)2 cans of spinach

Any spices and things like water or oil and stuff can be used. In fact,anything else can be used but the three ingredients must be used.
Winner will pick three new ingredients.

GO!

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Oh shit. Mods pls route this to Pads and Nads..

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1.) Use sardines to catch cat.
2.) Use cat as bait to catch dog.
3.) Get dog to raid neighboring farm and corner a cow.
4.) Feed the 2 cans of spinach to the cow to fatten him up.
5.) Butcher cow and cook with taters.

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Large Filipino
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Yea but I'm hungry now!
I don't want to go to the grocery store till later.

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Wait. Change of rules.
Post recipe then pick three new ingredients.

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.....I made a sardine and spinach casserole. It wasn't too bad.
1) Eggs
2) Beef
3) Cereal


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That's an easy one:
Toss your beef and eggs into a food processor or blender and give em a whirl, adding 1 and a half cans of tomato sauce until all ingredients are well mixed. Continue mixing, while adding cereal and your choice of seasonings (garlic, black pepper, onions, basil etc) untill mixture has thickened. At this point you can also add any desired seasonings you have left to the remaining half can of tomato sauce and mix well.
Now, get your beef/egg/cereal mixture and slap that shit into a greased baking pan. Drizzle your half can of tomato sauce over the top, and pop that bad boy into a 350 degree oven until nicely browned, and a knife stuck into the middle comes out clean.
Viola...you've just made a meatloaf!

Next three ingredients:
Bologna
Dill pickles
Peanut Butter

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Throw all three in the garbage, call for pizza.

1) Moldy hotdogs
2) Bloody tampon
3) Jesus' left testicle

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quote:
Originally posted by Str8_2Hell
Next three ingredients:
Bologna
Dill pickles
Peanut Butter



Sandwich!

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quote:
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1) Moldy hotdogs
2) Bloody tampon
3) Jesus' left testicle



Fill pot with water.
Add ingredients.
Boil.
Add ramen noodles beef flavor.
YUM.

1)Lamb chops
2)dried milk
3)Peanut Butter

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ok. Hasn't anyone here come home to an empty house,no money in their pockets,and when you open your pantry and fridge,you just stare into it for hours hoping something tasty will just jump on you and say eat me?
This is a good thread damm it. What have you all eaten when you had nothing else to eat?

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frozen french fries, still frozen, but I was 11.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
...This is a good thread damm it. What have you all eaten when you had nothing else to eat?


I fried a cat once. Kinda tasty, but the next one was better - broiled on a stick over an open fire.

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