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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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Happy Birthday, Macker.

And Happy Kick the Brits' Asses Day!

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Leonardo Da Vinci
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Happy birthday, you symbol of Boer masculinity, you.

Beware Opus Dei.

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euphorbia
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yay macker!

never did find any porn that I liked

but thanks for the help!

hope your birthday is filled with shameful gluttonous behavior!

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macker
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Registered: Nov 2000
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Ta.

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mudded
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Registered: Aug 2001
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yep... Congrats.
Cheers
-m

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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
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Born on the fourth.
You should have been American.
Happy Birthday.

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Happy birthday, Rope

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skalie
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Registered: Sep 2001
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Rope?

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J E B Stuart
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Happy birthday, mack!

The jackass composed an original ditty fer ya and he asked me t'share it on this momentous occasion:

"Yankee doodle went to town,
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his hat,
And called it Macker-oni."

Amen.

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Yeah, Rope. It's his little term of endearment. You know, like how we call you fucking pond scum or shit-for-brains. Same thing.

Happy BDay, Macker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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J E B Stuart
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Talking

. . . or like how we call Paint CHiPs "paintipoo", or "petunia", or "Penelope".

Yeah, I git it.

Amen.

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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Happy birthday, mack!

The jackass composed an original ditty fer ya and he asked me t'share it on this momentous occasion:

"Yankee doodle went to town,
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his hat,
And called it Macker-oni."

Amen.



I thought it was,
"Yankee doodle went to town,
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a finger up it's ass,
And called it Macker-oni."

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
I thought it was,
"Yankee doodle went to town,
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a finger up it's ass,
And called it Macker-oni."


I stand corrected.

Blame it on the Dickel, eh?

Amen.

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