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I am visiting my parents this week. I am online using their desktop computer

A small spider just squeezed itself through the crack between the "H" and "J" keys. It had longish legs and a small body. About the size of a dime all in all if you spread out the legs

It feels really wierd typing on this thing now.
It must be hiding inside a keycap somewhere. He wont come out.

Our cute little keyboard pet. I am glad that I am a hunt and peck typist right now.

I cant decide between "Eew" and "aww".

What say ye?

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Type really hard and fast, you'll probably crush the life out of him.

When are you back in PA, by the way?

EDIT: I did get to go to the Rathskellar when I was in State College. Had some interesting conversations. One of my drinking companions was thrown out for being wasted and swearing loudly all the time, which shows that it thinks it's a classy joint.

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I land in newark liberty on july 29.

I then plan to find a motel to get a night's worth of sleep in... and then either rent a car to drive to state college (4½ hours), or swallow my pride and undergo the 10-14 hour greyhound purgatory.

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EDIT: I did get to go to the Rathskellar when I was in State College. Had some interesting conversations. One of my drinking companions was thrown out for being wasted and swearing loudly all the time, which shows that it thinks it's a classy joint.

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When I was in the Rathskellar I was as young as anyone in there. At least until the two guys from the kitchen of the place upstairs turned up to play pool.

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How long is the Greyhound from Philly? Can't be more than 5 hours, can it?

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Or what about train from Newark to Philly, then AMTRAK from Philly to Lewiston?

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I haven't checked the Philly-SC greyhound schedule. But it is only five hours from DC to SC, so I imagine it being less from philly.

When I fly with scandinavian airlines I usually get in early enough to do the acela express to get to from the airport to Lewistown. Trouble this time round is the lack of welcoming comittee in lewistown. I am not aware of any public transportation from lewistown to SC... but admittedly I havent searched very hard.

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Yeah, you might need a taxi from Lewiston, which might cost. On the other hand, there could be a bus, I suppose, although it doesn't seem likely, as only commie faggots don't have access to a car.

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only commie faggots don't have access to a car.

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I had a spider living in one of my speakers once. He met the death deserving of such vermin.

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spiders are crunchy.

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you have a keyboard spider? lucky dog! i only have a keyboard leprechaun who throws his little leprechaun poops into my soda when im too busy playing counterstrike to stop him. hes as vicious little cunt.

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Boo! More spider love, people.

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Spiders are loathsome creatures. But at least they're useful.

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Pussy.

Spiders look cool... and make good friends.

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I've had the same thing in my keyboard. Perhaps a new technologically advanced species of spider has evolved to meet the demands of this new age.

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Yes! A spider that lives off the cheeto crumbs and shit that your fingers pick up. A spider that spends it's entire life under the letter H. A spider that cleans your keyboard while you sleep. A helper spider.

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