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Large Filipino
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Mid Life Crisis

I think I'm having a mid life crisis.
I'm really scared.
How does one know if he's having a mid life crisis?
What IS a mid life crisis?
What are the signs?

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Deep introspection.

I think you're safe.

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Do you constantly think about how old you are getting, how wasted your life as been and have urges to do stupid and childish things to make up for 'your wasted youth'?

If not, then I probably wouldn't worry too much.

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Yes...yes...yes............snif..

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quote:
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Do you constantly think about how old you are getting, how wasted your life as been and have urges to do stupid and childish things to make up for 'your wasted youth'?

If not, then I probably wouldn't worry too much.

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quote:
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Do you constantly think about how old you are getting, how wasted your life as been and have urges to do stupid and childish things to make up for 'your wasted youth'?

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im thinking of ditching my long time SO who doesnt want kids to find someone who is willing. hows that for midlife crisis?

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Yes I would say so. You got tough choices.
My thing is I want to build my dream car from the ground up so I have something to leave behind..something tangable..when I die.
Problem is I don't ever see a financial way to fulfill this dream.
And it's really eating me cause I feel like I NEED to do this.

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Go buy a tire.

It's a start.

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quote:
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im thinking of ditching my long time SO who doesnt want kids to find someone who is willing. hows that for midlife crisis?

Sounds more like biological imperative.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai
Sounds more like biological imperative.

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Re: Mid Life Crisis

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I think I'm having a mid life crisis.
I'm really scared.
How does one know if he's having a mid life crisis?
What IS a mid life crisis?
What are the signs?

if yours is anything like mine youll become a sexual deviant, start making lots of money and want to join the military.

enjoy!

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Re: Mid Life Crisis

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I think I'm having a mid life crisis.
I'm really scared.
How does one know if he's having a mid life crisis?
What IS a mid life crisis?
What are the signs?

Do you spend all your time on internet forums and have you developed a tendency to spell the word sniff with only one 'f'.

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Re: Re: Mid Life Crisis

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if yours is anything like mine youll become a sexual deviant, start making lots of money and want to join the military.

enjoy!

So that why you're a Nazi, it's the uniforms, isn't it?

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino

My thing is I want to build my dream car from the ground up so I have something to leave behind..something tangable..when I die.

Yeah, fuck kids, that's completely different.

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need more pernt credits..

I'll grant your wish. [P] x 3

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quote:
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Yeah, fuck kids, that's completely different.

Not if you are Hawley.

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pernt credits, not pernts..

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quote:
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Yeah, fuck kids, that's completely different.

Yea,but something my kids won't ever sell cause it has too much sentimental value. Something that will last. Something they know daddy...Grand daddy...maybe Great Grand daddy built with his own hands.
That's one of the very reasons people spend big money on a project build instead of spending the same money on a brand new Caddilac or whatever. The car almost becomes..you when it's done.

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quote:
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Yea,but something my kids won't ever sell cause it has too much sentimental value. Something that will last. Something they know daddy...Grand daddy...maybe Great Grand daddy built with his own hands.
That's one of the very reasons people spend big money on a project build instead of spending the same money on a brand new Caddilac or whatever. The car almost becomes..you when it's done.

two words

real estate.

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