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skalie
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a matter of tact

It appears that being a woman magnet is a tough cookie to shrug off.

As of late it's becoming somewhat of a burden to put up with the conitual stream of horny euro-housewife-trash turning up at my door gagging for a quickie, or even worse, a whole afternoon of playing "how's your father".

I think now is probably the right time to start charging for my services.

My question....

What would be the most appropriate manner to introduce the concept of payment into the fray?

I'm trying to avoid a "Midnight Cowboy" type scenerio.

Thanks in advance.

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SimpleSimon
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Put a discrete sign on the door - Professional Services, $100 euro/hr or whatever you want to charge.

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skalie
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Not a bad idea SS, although maybe not subtle enough for the taxman.

Perhaps a red light in the window would be good for starters.

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Go neon.

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skalie, you work from home doing web design, correct? How is the tax man to know what professional services these "ladies" are buying?

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Frontpage €50
Dreamweaver €75
Hand Coded €100

Might do the trick.

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That'll bring you lots of fag trade.

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No problem with lesbians personally.

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Well apart from bull dykes, and fussy ones.

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you're a filthy slut, skalie.

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Not true, I just showered.

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quote:
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That'll bring you lots of fag trade.


It's Skalie. That's what this thread is undoubtedly about.

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100 an hour is cheap. charge more or they'll think you're a low-rent-boy.

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who said anything about an hour?

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It's implied. Skalie is pretty slow.

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indeed, alcoholism is known to cause impotence. i wonder if this is why he stoped drinking.

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leave a tip jar by the door with a sign on it that says 'please tip before entering. suggested tip: $100'. point it out and ask them to leave if they do not comply.

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when they ask if you have a condom, say you do and they cost 100 a piece.

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.......your a jiggalo dude? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN??

You RULE man!

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quote:
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who said anything about an hour?

It's plenty of time for him to do the job. 3 minutes for sex, 55 minutes to try and explain why they should pay anyway.

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by what sick convolution can "how's your father?" become a euphemism for sex?
this is why we hate you, europe. god damn.

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I blame the French.

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It's plenty of time for him to do the job. 3 minutes for sex, 55 minutes to try and explain why they should pay anyway.


which is why my suggestion is most elegant. you charge for condoms.

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I gave you a class pernt fo using the word 'elegant' in this thread without defiling it.

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by what sick convolution can "how's your father?" become a euphemism for sex?
this is why we hate you, europe. god damn.



English, that euphemism is English.

Not European, English.

English is spoken in England, and a few other civilised countries.

Wiki it, or something.

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