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a space alien walks into a deli in hopes of learning about the eating habits of earths inhabitants.

he takes out his sketchpad and starts drawing sketches of all the various foods he sees. on his home planet, the alien was considered one of the best sketch artists around.

suddenly he sees a very unusual looking cookie. a cookie unlike any cookie he has ever seen in all of his intergalactic travels.
despite the fact that he only intended to draw sketches of the foods, he decides to taste this strange cookie.

so he picks it up and bites it, but it turns out it wasnt a cookie at all, it was a bee. the bee stings the alien - yet because he is so unfamilier with these earth based life forms he concludes it was just a very spicy cookie.

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So the alien is not allergic to bee stings.
And he took a hive back home.
There he made those wonderful cookies.
And became famous.

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bee sting allergies can be fatal -- that's one lucky alien.

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you mean to tell me that an alien with the intelligence to travel across the unfathomable depths of intergalactic space and stumbled across earth and decided to observe humans wouldnt notice that our food usually prepared and arranged so that it cant fly or walk around before we eat it?

i call shenanegans.

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dude, this alien doesn't have to be smart enough to do shit. all he has to do is belong to a race with some members that smart. can you build the airliner you'd need to get to nigeria and take pictures of village life?

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plus you are forgetting that on this alien's home planet all the cookies bear a striking resemblance in size, shape and colouring to our Earth bees.

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once when i was at the zoo i mistook a sunnyboy iceblock with a bee in it for a sunnyboy iceblock without a bee in it and i got stung inside the mouth.

im just saying, its an easy mistake to make. that alien was probably pretty clever.

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slight tastes like a bee slathered in relish.

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Originally posted by slight
plus you are forgetting that on this alien's home planet all the cookies bear a striking resemblance in size, shape and colouring to our Earth bees.

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OK.

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