Registered: Nov 2004
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Would any sort of federal laws be broken if you mailed a waffle?

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Shreveport, LA
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i think it'd depend on the packaging, and maybe whether or not it'd been sterilized first.

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Hmm. Heavily buttered, heavily dosed with syrup, stir in a little shit, air tight packaging, surface mail. Might qualify as a bio-weapon by the time it arrived.

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Registered: Mar 2004
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if it's not drenched in pure maple syrup I'd be willing to bet you'd break a few vermont laws. aunt jemima will get you arrested.

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Registered: Mar 2004
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speaking of mailing food, my sisters and I used to piss my mom off when, as children, we offered to send all our uneaten food to the starving children in africa.

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In my day, we offered to pay the postage to China. 'Course, around our house, there wasn't much left over.

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Registered: Jan 2002
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my mom tried the starving kids thing once......conversation went sort of like this:

"smells good *chomp* eeewwww....."
"what?! you'd better clean your plate, there are starving children in (some other country i can't remember)"
"i don't think they'd eat it, either"
"funny. *chomp* what the?! this tastes like soap"
"told ya"
"i'm ordering pizza"

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