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euphorbia
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Man it must be quite a thing when they lift that all up to stick the first floor and basement under it.

By the way, good your you!

Winning pictures of you, both of them! Use the one you want, but people who know me know that my opinion is what matters, so I will tell you that the choice should be...


You are wrong if you don't agree.

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Hawley Griffin
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use the second picture. your mouth looks very fuckable in it

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I agree with the troll

Congrats Phorbie

Cheers
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Roshigoth
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I prefer B too. Very nice picture, there.

And congrats.

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"A" appeals to my naughty librarian fetish.

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Yay for 4B.......Some one is growing up and doing a smashing job of being assimilated into the hive. You will make a nice Borg chick. I'm just jealous.

My sources tell me you'll move the "Deep Water House" between the 14-17th of this month. Keep you're eyes open for the opportunity.

Oh and hey....tell those litter bug motherfuckers building your house to pick their fucking trash up, every picture I've seen of the job site is full of trash everywhere. Jeeeeez

You look beautiful in the 2nd pic...........radiant

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Hey, at least they aren't using the Mudflap method.

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Hey, at least they aren't using the Mudflap method.

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What's that, pink lumber?

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YOU SMILED!!! YAY! GOOD FOR YOU. [p]

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euphorbia
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[B]Yay for 4B.......Some one is growing up and doing a smashing job of being assimilated into the hive. You will make a nice Borg chick. I'm just jealous.


I'm more just "charming the snake”, mastering my environment and making it my bitch, as vespa mandarinia japonica I’ll go to the hive perhaps.


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Oh and hey....tell those litter bug motherfuckers building your house to pick their fucking trash up, every picture I've seen of the job site is full of trash everywhere. Jeeeeez


Yeah, its pretty bad, but then some days they are working in 100 degree heat and are drinking a lot of fluid. It is why they put that net all around the site though, so the trash isn’t blown far and not into the wetland or water.

Thanks all for the help with the photo. If I look at either of them too long I start looking like the elephant man to myself.

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I'd pack your trunk.

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derdy

I’ve also been working out, sick with myself after I saw those professional pictures, an hour in the morning if I have time, this morning I only had 40 minutes. There is some progress I think.

I posted this in the photo album a couple weeks ago:



just got done, wanted to see if there was any progress visually (I refuse to weigh for now), I know I feel better and my clothes fit better and I jiggle less

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yeah, use b. b conveys sincerity while a conveys an "i'm a bitch who will sell you anything" look.

and congrats on the house

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Talarohk
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To heck with the other two. This here is your photo for your business cards, ads, etc.

I'm very glad to see that your life is working well, euphorbia. You've worked (and still are working) hard for it.

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But jiggling is sekseh.

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1.-The house looks like it's coming along great. My construction background is very limited and have never seen a house built on blocks before. I would guess it is due to the water table being so high? Everything around here is built on a poured foundation.

2.-I'm also voting for picture #2 with the light turned down a bit to compensate for the bit of glare.

3.- The abs are looking great. Jane Fonda ain't got nothin' on you!

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I used picture # 2 for my business cards. it isn’t workable for much of my marketing though so I’ve had to go to the professionals again. Ill post those when I get them.


I’m writing an article on home inspections today to go in a magazine. I have never written an article and I know my grammar and such certainly isn’t proper. Perhaps some of you more learned folk can have a look and clue me in on any verbal abortions. This is the rough, Im not too happy with the flow.


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Your new home shouldn’t be, as Forest Gump’s “momma used to say”, like a box of chocolates. You can and surely want to know what you’re going to get before you have a “mouthful” of unpleasant surprise.

For most of us, buying a home isn’t only a financial concern but, even if just for a few years, it is where we are going to live, raise our family, have our most intimate moments, celebrate our holidays and do all those other things that make our lives rich and worth going to work for.

In this strong “seller’s” market, I am well aware of the need to compete in many cases when writing your offer on a new home. I have listened to sellers as they looked over their multiple offers, spoke of their plans and wanted the contract with no contingencies so they could solidify their own plans and feel secure moving forward. I do understand and sympathize.

However, as an ex-home inspector, please allow me to illustrate the virtues of the home inspection in a very clear manner. A house is much like a living being. There are all sorts of things going on inside much like our own bodies. Instead of veins and arteries your home has the electric system, the plumbing system, climate control systems, things moving and shifting inside walls, under floors, in attics, in crawl spaces, then outside you have the environment dishing out an array of punishing and unforgiving elements.

First and foremost, water is enemy number one for your house. Moisture issues can be disastrous and probably will be less they are remedied quickly when discovered. Moisture can cause everything from health issues via mold and mildew to structural hazards such as warping, rotting and attracting wood destroying pests. Hydrostatic pressure building up in your crawl space, drainage problems around the perimeter, poorly installed or failing flashing is all prolific to a cocktail of potentially expensive and certainly very un-fun issues. Once you’re the home’s new owner, maintaining caulking, watching for signs of moisture and leaking, maintaining your roof, grading and exterior covering, keeping exterior wood painted/sealed and anything else that weather proofs and keeps moisture in its rightful places is very important.

Knowing if the owner before you did is important as well. If you absolutely feel you cannot get away with writing a contract with a home inspection contingency, if you love the house and have consulted with your agent, who should have already consulted with the listing agent, and she says there are multiple offers and one doesn’t have a home inspection contingency, write the home inspection for “informational purposes only”. Not only will you get the heads-up on any issues that need to be remedied, but your inspector will also familiarize you with your new home such as the types of components it is made of. You’ll want to know what types of systems are in it, where your main cut offs are, remaining life expectancies, wiring types and locations etc. Write down any questions you have for the inspector and keep in mind no home is with out flaw. Empower yourself by getting a home inspection. I’ve seen first hand how having the inspection contingency can save a buyer a world of hurt, but I’ve also seen how making a competitive bid with no home inspection contingency was the reason a family landed their dream house. Weigh your options carefully, consult with your agent and always do what is best for you and your family.


Not only will you be an informed and more confident homeowner, but also this information will come in handy if you’re considering a home warranty plan.
Consult with your Realtor for more information on Home Warranty Plans.

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lanin
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Hey 4B.....I'm no english major but a few things jump out at me after a cursory read.

1. Drop the the first paragraph the "Forrest Gump" stuff just does not work. You are coming from a position of authority and experience concerning Home Inspections you dont need to tell jokes. You are armed with the facts!

2. Comparing a home to the Human Body might seem a good workable analogy to you.......but to a novice like me it seems kinda creepy, The idea of arteries and veins leads me to also start imaging all sorts of strange stuff that I should not be imagining about a home.

Battle analogies always go over good:

"Moisture is your homes number one enemy"
"You have to defend against things that can attack your home"
"You can protect your families home"
"A home is a combination of things some tougher than others"
"This can compromise the integrity of the home"
"Pose a risk to you and you're family's health"
"Eradicate the threats"
"Assaulting the home""
"Surrender is not an option"
"These fungal and bacterial invaders use moisture to take hold"


Make them believe that it's them and their cherished home fighting together against the world at large.

later

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Pretty good.

'Empower yourself' should be 'help yourself' imo.

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i keep staring at this picture everytime i open this thread to read the new replies

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... but then some days they are working in 100 degree heat and are drinking a lot of fluid...

I bet they got their shirts off even,while you watch sipping something with an umbrella on it,huh.

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