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billgerat
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In 1349 the Jews of Augsberg, Germany were massacred.

In 1775 Sir James Jay invented invisible ink.

In 1812 Napoleon's Grand Army crossed the Berezina River ihn retreat from Moscow.

In 1847 indians kill Marcus and Narcissa Whitman, plus 11 others in Walla Walla, Washington.

In 1864 Colorado militiamen kill 150 peaceful Cheyenne indians.

In 1887 the U.S. received rights to Pearl Harbor.

In 1897 the first motorcycle race took place in Surrey, England.

In 1918 Serbia annexed Montenegro.

In 1933 the first state liquor store in the U.S. was authorized in Pennsylvania.

In 1939 the USSR dropped diplomatic relations with Finland.

In 1942 the U.S. rationed coffee.

In 1943 the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Hornet was launched, replacing the former Hornet sank by the Japanese in 1942.

In 1944 John Hopkins Hospital performed the first open heart surgery.

In 1947 the UN partitioned Palestine between the Arabs and Jews.

In 2000 Wonderaz reaches 3000+ posts. 2,999 were wastes of bandwidth in this effort, only so he could be mentioned once again in Today In History. Congratulations Wonderaz, for being the most prolific poster in TLF.

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billgerat
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In 1948 "Kukla, Fran & Ollie" debuted on NBC.

In 1949 the Nationalist regime of China headed for Formosa (now Taiwan).

In 1951 the first underground nuclear explosion took place at Frenchman Flat, Nevada.

In 1952 President-elect Eisenhower visited Korea to assess the war there.

In 1961 Freedom Riders were attacked by a white mob at a bus station in Mississippi.

In 1961 Mercury-Atlas 5 carried a chimp named Enos into orbit.

In 1963 LBJ set up the Warren Commission to investigate the assassination of Kennedy.

In 1969 the Beatles's "Come Together/Something" reached #1 on the charts.

In 1975 President Ford required states to provide free education for the handicapped.

In 1987 the NFL New Orleans Saints won a game, assuring their first winning season ever in their history.

In 1989 India's President Rajiv Gandhi resigned.

In 1990 the UN Security Council gave Iraq a Jan. 15, 1991 military deadline to leave Kuwait.

In 1994 Seoul, Korea celebrated the 600th anniversary of its founding.

In 1995 CNN/fn of the Ted Turner Cable Network was launched.

In 2000 the Amish and their UN allies invade the TLF, but are repulsed by the might of CAL's weaponry and the vitriolic harrassment of GFY. Brimstone realizes that tack was selling out to the Amish, and offers a price on tack's head for his capture and execution.

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Goatboy
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I'm kind of curious as to what you'll be posting this time next year?

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billgerat
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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy:
I'm kind of curious as to what you'll be posting this time next year?


Actually, I was thinking about that just the other day. Since by then I will have done all the history once, there will be no need to repeat it. I was figuring I might do a Vital Statistics by Day column
(famous births, deaths, biographies, etc.) or something like that.



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wonderaz
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I refuse to comment on the slanderous comments that have appeared in this thread.
I'll show Billgerat a waste of bandwidth, wait til he sees his new title.

I have made approximately 17 interesting posts and over 200 title changes.

Oh yeah, I was funny twice.

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quote:
Originally posted by billgerat:
Brimstone realizes that Tack was selling out to the Amish, and offers a price on Tack's head for his capture and execution.




First, I'd like you to see my comment about this in the amish thread. Second, its tack! god dammit, not Tack, tack!

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quote:
Originally posted by billgerat:
...Since by then I will have done all the history once, there will be no need to repeat it.....

You mean you will have used up EVERYTHING?

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quote:
Originally posted by tack:
...its tack! god dammit, not Tack, tack!

Come in!

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billgerat
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
quote:
Originally posted by billgerat:
...Since by then I will have done all the history once, there will be no need to repeat it.....

You mean you will have used up EVERYTHING?


Well, I could do Today In Indian History, or possibly Today In GoFuckYourselves History if you'd like.



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billgerat
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OK tack, I edited it for you.

*BLAM!BLAM!* Sorry, tack, I had to kill you now that you've shown yourself.

Hey, Brimstone, where's my reward money?

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