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i smoked one (1) cigarette today after having a great dinner. i just had the craving and couldn't resist so i asked the waiter if he'd sell me one cigarette and since he didn't smoke he got me one from their cook. and yes, it tasted fucking great. i stopped smoking in june. i'm not too worried about starting again either.

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usually if i haven't had for awhile, the first one will make me queasy.

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You are both going to get run over by a truck driven by a guy that smokes two packs a day, you fucking pussies.

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quote:
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You are both going to get run over by a truck driven by a guy that smokes two packs a day, you fucking pussies.

any chance that can be speeded up?

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I'm too annoying to die.

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quote:
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usually if i haven't had for awhile, the first one will make me queasy.


heh yeah. made me dizzy even though it was just a camel light.

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quote:
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You are both going to get run over by a truck driven by a guy that smokes two packs a day, you fucking pussies.


i am that guy that smoked two packs a day. on the weekend i'd go to parties and smoke 3 packs at the party. my lungs would hurt the next day. i used to say "yeah, don't wanna die healthy" and "something is going to kill me anyway" but the truth is life is much better when my lungs don't hurt and i can taste my food and i can dance again for hours straight without feeling like my chest is going to explode.

mind you, cigarettes still taste great to me and i'd like to smoke if i could do it in moderation. i'm sure i'll be tempted again so i guess we'll just see what happens eh.

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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
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I need to smoke now.
Excuse me.

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eh, i made it through, once again, I am a non smoker.

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Yup. It's been 5 minutes for me!

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I would submit that if anyone on Earth should be a smoker, it should be a guy in his late thirties that films himself constructing a model galleon out of fucking Legos.

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Dude, weren't they Mega Bloks? Very, very different.

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Care for cigarette?

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quote:
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I would submit that if anyone on Earth should be a smoker, it should be a guy in his late thirties that films himself constructing a model galleon out of fucking Legos.



Ha! and that's just the tip of the nerdberg.

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Tray
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damn. you started and quit? again? We need to talk more often.

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no shit.

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if it makes you feel better, you called me from a dreamweaver show last month; you were drunk as shit, though, and I couldn't hear a fucking thing you said over the music anyway.

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Fags.

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