Registered: Aug 2000
Location: dallas, texas, US.
Posts: 33

CONDOMS, SLAPNUTZ!

i've only had sex once. it was without a condom. i just masturbated while wearing a condom (trojan pleasure mesh w/ spermidical lubricant). It wasn't one of those damned thick-ass white condoms, so I could actually see the flesh through it. the fucker broke. does this mean that you have to take it easy when you wear a condom? being gentle? no rough sex?

it felt a lot like the sex. keep in mind that i didn't really enjoy the sex at all, though. it felt robotic.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

You'd need more than a condom for THIS!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: dallas, texas, US.
Posts: 33

no shit. you'd need all kinds of insane rock drilling tools to get in there. there's a canyon like that in chicago.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

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Originally posted by kurt:
no shit. you'd need all kinds of insane rock drilling tools to get in there. there's a canyon like that in chicago.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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I wonder if she soaps up the walls of the shower stall before she gets in.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 6953

hahahaha splat
that is hillarious

i dont know nuffin about condoms, i was a bad little girl when i was younger, i never made anyone wear them.

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