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Hawley Griffin
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who ever said that buttsex doesn't build character was obviously dead wrong.
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Coincidence
Me lose brain?
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Oh, to be the one who sends her dead-ass down to The Body Farm in Tennessee.
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I'll take a stab at this.
Some music reminds me of someone dearly departed.
Any time I listen to Country,I'm reminded of one of my guys that passed away a month before I joined here. He used to get crazy yelling HEE HAW every time he played it.
Church music reminds me of my auntie. She loved church and I never have seen her say or do anything bad.
Filipino music reminds me of my grandparents.
Iron Maden reminds me of an old buddy that was tragically killed comming home from an Iron Maden concert. He fell asleep and hit a pole.
In fact,most music reminds me at least of a memory. At least the ones I play over and over.
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Santa is coming. That gives me joy. It gives me even greater joy that Hawley will get a coal this year.
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If I want to laugh at people for cryin' over my death, I'd probably play Angie Hart's "Blue." If I wanted to see them all get wasted and dance, Mighty Mighty Bosstones' "Never Lose My Mind." Perhaps one followed by the other, just to induce bipolar feelings of resentment against me?
I think tack has first dibs on my corpse, Coincidence, but something tells me the body wouldn't reach the Farm in the desired condition. Hm. Well, there's always my collection of books?
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quote: Originally posted by bunkum
I think tack has first dibs on my corpse, Coincidence,
Thank you. That explains so much.
But I bet your soul is still up for grabs.
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haha, yeah right.
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My soul may be gone, but in light of what Hawley says? I guess I could always use more character. Or maybe I have enough.
A big pool of semen is still running down my legs, even though I've mopped up as much as I can. I'm dealing with the fact that I'm going to wake up with pajama bottoms stuck to my legs and crotch. Good times, yo.
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quote: Originally posted by bunkum
My soul may be gone, but in light of what Hawley says? I guess I could always use more character. Or maybe I have enough.
A big pool of semen is still running down my legs, even though I've mopped up as much as I can. I'm dealing with the fact that I'm going to wake up with pajama bottoms stuck to my legs and crotch. Good times, yo.
This what comes from not sucking and swallowing pre-coitus. Serves you right. The second load is always a lot less messy.
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I have written instructions for the music to be played at my memorial service, if there ever happens to be one. I figure most people would just be happy I'm gone, so they'll play whatever. But yeah, here are my five:
1. Oingo Boingo--No One Lives Forever
2. The Eels--Last Stop, This Town
3. Pink Floyd--Wish You Were Here (as in, I wish they were with me, wherever that may be...I'm not going out alone, damnit!)
4. Fastball--The Way
5. Flogging Molly--The Likes of You Again
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Only one song for me..Van Morrison's Into the Mystic.
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I'm on an XTC kick this morning.
I'd kick off with XTC's 'Dear God', because I will no doubt be quite bitter about being dead, then kick off the party with quite possibly the best cover ever (thanks TEFL), 'The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul' by Ruben Blades.
I think at some point I'd have to segue into Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt1 from The Flaming Lips and either This Year or Dance Music by The Mountain Goats.
Some of its pretty cheesy but you'd have to throw in some of The Streets as a bunch of his lyrics captures the zeitgeist for my early 20's.
Sweet Lord, I can't believe I might one day die.
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quote: Originally posted by Goatboy
then kick off the party with quite possibly the best cover ever (thanks TEFL), 'The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul' by Ruben Blades.
Indeed, that song is incredible.
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Hawley Griffin
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quote: Originally posted by Goatboy
Sweet Lord, I can't believe I might one day die.
i used to think you were pretty smart.
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0wned 
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Maybe I should add Sweet Caroline in case God is a jew.
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I want the Mormon Tabernacle singin the Ode to Joy chorus.
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Hawley Griffin
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i think i would go with Agnus Dei by Samuel Barber. its a bulletproof way to get everyone to cry in your funeral
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Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
Surefire way to have everybody not miss you after your funeral.
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For my funeral I would most definetly go with Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog.
That would so make my death.
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I want everyone to leave my funeral shitfaced, including the people like my brother who dont drink. It should be fun. Say like five or ten minutes of remberances, then crank the music. Fun for me would be Poncho Sanchez's version of Watermelon Man, but put some stuff on their that's fun for everyone else. It's their party. I don't need people to know how fucking deep I am. Oh and there'd be a big bus to drive those drunk fuckers home. With excedrin on the bus. And I'd make sure all my friends were there. My family needs instruction on how to relax and enjoy themselves. And Coincidence would be there, that last post made me spit soda.
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Yay! I'll bring the one song karaoke machine.
But before that, write some more posts so you can give me pernts.
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Rokkr
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I'll go with Van Morrison's Into the Mystic.
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