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woke up, washed off face....

...turned on computer, browswed through the asylum...

wow, the cam portal is finally up.

Hey, my pathetic waste of a somewhat inhumaine life is on cell block.

damn.

kinda makes me question my future, and perhaps the demise of myself, and actually landing on a real cell block next to the big black bubba.

/me scrachtes his ass, then sits down quickly.

Perpetrators beware. Im armed; I have AIDS, and the clap.



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ill trade you my herpies for your clap

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throw in some crabs and you got yourself a deal.

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while Im still dealin, if you got elephantitis... my nuts need it.

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i dont have crabs, but i DO happen to have genital warts, will that work?

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can I lick em?

...just to insure quality...

...and possibly a yeast infection of the face...



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sounds fabulous
as for the elephantitus, i could kick you in the nuts a few times if your interested, im sure that can cause swelling

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say, that would be just "swell" gee golly...

here is an example of what I mean by facial yeast infection:


Think you can duplicate that?


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[This message has been edited by amerikanjunkie (edited 11-30-2000).]

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you know, I bet if you let me rub my face across your vagina a few times, I bet it would cause the same reaction.


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well lets try it out and see!

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we'll make it a date...

crumphets, tea, and disease!

...say 8-ish; your place....



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my place is no good
my pimp is likely to charge you for the aforementioned diseases

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well, then my place. If he has anything to say about it... i am quite the contagious one.

thus making myself very convincing....

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Is that bakers' yeast or brewers' yeast?

Chelle, if you've got beer dripping out of your snatch, then we should talk.

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ah my friend cage, it is not beer comming from my "snatch"
i only ooze high quality burbon.

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Hmmm...Then we must talk. Does it taste anything like Knob Creek?

(Heh, I said "Knob".)

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i always get too drunk from the smell to ever get brave enough to taste of it
my husband sleeps about 18 hours a day if that tells you anything.

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mmmm... bourbon...




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jeez chelle, your snatch is a veritable marketing paradise! do you know how much money we could make off of talk shows alone? not to mention the actuall bottling process. your face will be on the lable of the finest vaginal secretions available on the open market today. we'll call it...parfum de chelle. hehe. call me baby. we'll work out a deal.

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id much rather taste of your parfum de morgana
meow!

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quote:

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Originally posted by morgana:
jeez chelle, your snatch is a veritable marketing paradise! do you know how much money we could make off of talk shows alone? not to mention the actuall bottling process. your face will be on the lable of the finest vaginal secretions available on the open market today. we'll call it...parfum de chelle. hehe. call me baby. we'll work out a deal.

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i don't know...that's high quality vintage...let's see some ID, missy.

*smoochies*

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