Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
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if people had no arms.

how would they greet each other? would they bonk each other with their heads, or would we invent some sort of foot movment...

and what kind of cool foot movment will it be?

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: NC/USA
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With a swift kick to the crotch...

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Gehenna
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MOSHPIT!!!!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: texas
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I fallatio would be the greeting of choice by most, that is ya know if people had no arms. But did that mean that we had no hands either or did the hands just start at the shoulders? And if the hands did start at the shoulders should that mean that every one would write in short hand? Damn you melon why do you have to ask such perplexing questions.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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They would greet each other by licking of course... though in some cases I imageine there would be some very anti-social people

and everyone would be nicknamed stumpy

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Registered: Nov 2000
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Reminds me of a joke.. Sorry.. but you GOTTA read this!!

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms.
The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all
line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no
legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can
still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides
he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the
head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and
sputtering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've
spent learning to swim with my fucking ears, then two minutes before
the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"



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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
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what happend to the guy with no hands? dosnt he want to help too?

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Registered: Nov 2000
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how is he supposed to get him to the surface? oh wait.. he could always bite his hair.. Hmmm..

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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i would be heartbroken in a world with no hugging

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Even though you can't hug doesn't mean you can't BE hugged!! There there

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Registered: Aug 2000
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id probably rub my nubs on everyone i could if i couldnt hug
hehe

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Sonofabitch! Jyates is right!

When someone loses their arms they tend to learn how to "manipulate" objects orally.

Perhaps a kiss would be a more proper way to greet someone.

Typing with my nose agai8n...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
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quote:

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
id probably rub my nubs on everyone i could if i couldnt hug
hehe

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I giggled too (hmmm, maybe chortle is more distinguished ).

I think that should be your next title Chelle: Nub Rubber!


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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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im a hardcore touchy feely person
i cant help it!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
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I think we would rub our shoulders against one another.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
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prob just a head nod

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Registered: Aug 2000
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We would smell each others asses like dogs do..

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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I think we'd come up with some overly elaborate verbal greeting to compensate for the lack of our upper extremities.

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Was it what you'd only do for me?
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Registered: Aug 2000
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I think the phrase "Gimme five!" would once again become the favored form of greeting. Because it'd be funny.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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quote:

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Originally posted by HELL:
We would smell each others asses like dogs do..

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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I think we would learn to peck and bow like chickens as a form of formal greeting. As far as something more informal, but not quite sexual, we would wiggle each others ears with our own.

And all women had better learn to give blow jobs cause with no hand jobs, what are we supposed to do when the red tide comes?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
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maybe we would evolve to have really big, multi-forked tongues, and we would lick our foreheads or something. kind of like an inside out elephant with no arms. HEY! maybe we would just turn into elephants. Anything is possible. Yes it is, yes it is.

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Princess_Chelle, you have meat in your farts?
I think you should see a doctor about that.
That has to be bad.

[This message has been edited by HELL (edited 11-30-2000).]

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