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is it really real?or what?

CASE REPORT
A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.

Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.

Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.

The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

PATHOLOGIC EXAMINATION

Examination of the specimen revealed a perfect concrete cast of the rectum, measuring 12 X 7 X 5 cm and weighing 275 g (Fig. 2). A thin layer of feces coated the surface and crevices. Grooves in the mass were consistent with rectal mucosal folds. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball. This corresponded to the radiolucency observed in the abdominal x-ray.

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I've heard worse.

yea it probally happened

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Why would you poor concrete in your ass? Was he really that stupid?

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We need some more Stellar ER stories

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I've heard this story. Wasn't there a "things people put in their butts" thread not too long ago?

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quote:

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Originally posted by ChikChillin:
Why would you poor concrete in your ass? Was he really that stupid?

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why would you put:

glass bottles/ jelly jars

Barbie

screwdriver

rodents

pipe

ceramic ANYTHING

cans

someones arm

cigars

coin/s

corn cobs

etc.

: in your ass

if it's not made for your ass (dildos, plugs, beads, a pee pee), dont stick it in there!

and yes he most certanly was that stoopid... I wonder what he thought would happen.


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Registered: Aug 2000
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ill tell you this much
id rather die than have to go to the emergency room to have a concrete turd removed from my ass

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quote:

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Originally posted by Leroy Binks:
No he was stupid enough to ask somebody else to do it for him!

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Oh yea! Stupid me! So anyone free later?



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Try to imagine having to face the people that removed it!!

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ya know, the fun thing is that the medical staff probally kept it for study

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i bet he thought he'd make a custom dildo. all they have to do now is coat it in plaster and create a mold.

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on the bright side,at least it got the ping-pong ball out.

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