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When mattdk drinks

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When mattdk drinks


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Large Filipino
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Dude. You know when you get those spots,that's your blood trying to squeeze past your skin. I know someone that does that to his entire body when he has a seizure.
That's not cool,dude. Pressure like that is not good. You'll go deaf one day from your ear drum wanting to rupture.Seriously. If it won't come out without forcing,then don't let it come out.

...like you can take a shit by not pushing it out. You can just let it flow and you don't even have to cut it! It's cool cause it looks like chocolate ice cream from a ice cream machine cone thing.

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mattdk
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If it won't come out without forcing,then don't let it come out.




Easier said than done. Did my best not to force anything this time and my face isn't too bad. None popped in my eyes.

Also, I appreciate your concern, but I'm not really looking for any medical advice unless there's a way for me to vomit without coughing. Not drinking 6 shots in half an hour helps too, I hear.

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why would you want to throw up?

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why would you want to throw up?


2nd wind

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what?

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2nd wind

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quote:
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why would you want to throw up?


Because if I don't write blogs about the moronic things I do the terrorists win.

Don't want to vomit, don't really care for the action at all. Been able to avoid it most of the time for the last few years by not becoming ill and keeping the drunkenness somewhat moderate. Suppose I might want to try it out if I could do so without appearing to be heavily scarred by the acne for a week. Let's make it happen dogcow.

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2nd wind


Never understood how/why people I know do this. Badge of hardcore, surely.

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I told u I was hardcore

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Dingle drinks while he is vomiting.

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I hurled into a campfire once. The stink was unimaginable. The only logical option was to drink more. Later the same night I killed a seagull with a rock.

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You were like some Richard Bach version of the Biblical David with sour breath and singed facial hair.

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In this case "sour" is a bit euphimistic, at best. Ever kill anything with a rock?

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Many things.

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Satisfying isn't it?

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Yes. Especially when it is big enough that you have to hit it with a bigger rock once it is down, just to finish him...er...it off.

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I don't know about killing birds with rocks, best I've ever done was knocking it down long enough to break it's neck. Watched a kamikaze pheasant kill a man once, though. Truly an example of "it was his turn too die".

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wtf is 2nd wind?

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wtf is 2nd wind?


click.

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cheers. that's well hardcore dingle.

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although it would be even more hardcore if you didn't throw up in between like a pussy.

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