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Dense like a Black Hole, or Head of Lead

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I'm not reasonably intelligent and I still don't get that joke from HHG.

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fuck, now i finally got that water joke. :\

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The water is being drunk! YES!! THE WATER IS BEING DRUNK DOWN YOUR TUMMY!! And THAT IS UNPLEASANT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11

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You dildos.

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Thanks, guys. I feel better.

You ask a glass of water what it's like to be drunk...as in consumed by mouth. Teleportation must be like having someone drink you, i.e. being drunk.

Took me twenty years. It is a reasonably clever play on words.

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Valentine my grandma got:

Fish is a brain food
That is said to never fail
I therefore recommend
That you should eat a whale.

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But a whale is a mammal. Not a fish. That Valentine is a failure.

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LF, you. are. a. genius.

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EEEEEEE!!!!!

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I often miss jokes and ideas. One of the reasons I enjoy rereading books and rewatching movies/shows/etc. as much as I do is because I will often "get" something the second time through that I didn't grasp the first. If not, well, the good stuff I go back to over and over again...

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I just now had to read that four times.

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don't know what is more unsettling, this thread or the fact that i agree with mord on something.

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also, this thread should be called: "tt's humour pernts explained".

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Tal. I have a joke for you.

Q What is the difference between rough sex and a chicken drumstick?
A I Don't know
Q Fancy a picnic?

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Now, see, THAT I get. Which is kind of scary.

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um, but you didn't turn down the picnic.

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Aw, CRAP! Someone tell me what Funkyrooster looks like, so I can see him coming and flee.

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a brunette, a blockhead, and a freight train had a menage a trois . . . .

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Americans aren't allowed to understand British humour. It's part of the charter.

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quote:

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Americans aren't allowed to understand British humour. It's part of the charter.

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a brunette, a blockhead, and a freight train had a menage a trois . . . .

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what's a trois?

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Originally posted by Roshigoth
... I just read that without reading the above post, and I thought it was another joke. I puzzled over it for about 5-10 minutes before I realized what you were talking about.

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I've tried not to think too much about it, it feels dangerous in the Lovecraftian sense.


As for you, LF, the trois is a very rare carnivorous tree from Madagascar. I think Ignatz was making an allusion to being consumed by a vicious toothed plant in reference to Funkyrooster's proposition.

Er...no, sorry. I'm lying. "Menage a trois" refers to a carnal threesome.

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