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Little Known Facts

It is a little known fact that:

Tipper Gore is actually Marilyn Manson in drag.

Eminem spelled backward is Minime. Coincidence?

All of the members of the Rolling Stones died of old age in the '80's and were replaced by Animatronic Puppets.

The initials of the Federal organization known as the NSA actually stand for "No Such Agency".

Rapper 2pac Shakur is not dead, he just went undercover as Scary Spice.

In nine out of ten laboratory experiments, crack was unable to smoke itself.

When an out-of-control F-16 hit a Houston area high rise hotel, SOME of the guests were surprised.

Congress recently passed a law making 2+2=6, in order to extend Social Security and balance the budget.

The most recent UFO sighting was called in by Elvis Presley.

Hell is a place much like Newark.

Mrs. Lincoln's final words to her husband were "So other than that, how was the play?"

The Lottery is actually a tax on those who failed Mathematics.

"Pikachu" in Japanese translates to "AntiChrist who robs round-eyes blind".

The straw was invented by a man with a moustache.

White Rapper Eminem is secretly a disgruntled Milli-Vanilli.

The character Monte Burns on "The Simpsons" is really based on George W. Bush.

The most common last words in History are "I wonder what that does?"

It is estimated that more than 10,000 dyslexic agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really IS a doG.


Five of those were submitted by ChikChillin, and the rest were made up by yours truly, or stolen fair and square by me.

A special prize for the one who can figure out which were CC's.

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This message was edited so that people would stay on the initial topic.

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[This message has been edited by ChikChillin (edited 11-30-2000).]

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quote:

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Originally posted by ChikChillin:
Yea if you can guess, you'll get to see me nekkid!!!

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Can I see you nekkid please please please

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One reply in eight hours, and it's a request for pornography??

Is this some sort of joke? Am I in a movie?

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tit shots pls
sorry rogue

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quote:

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
One reply in eight hours, and it's a request for pornography??

Is this some sort of joke? Am I in a movie?

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Sorry babe, some of us have a hard time shaking off that SPF mentality



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quote:

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Eminem spelled backward is Minime. Coincidence?

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The lack of response I'm cool with...a lame ass topic is a lame ass topic. I was just shocked that the one reply I got was asking for porn.

I shouldn't be surprised by anything anymore. I know better.

It's all good. I'll shut up now.

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Did someone say pornography?

*looks around*

Where? Where?

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Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Umm... no. eminem spelled backwards is menime.

Dumbass.

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quote:

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
It's called "Artistic License", and you use it when you're changing a fact to suit a purpose. If you're Goth, you know ALL about it. /.RW

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Nope. Not goth.

Incidentally, the most commonly said final words of pilots as recorded on the in-flight recorders (black boxes) is "Oh, shit!"

And that one's actually true.

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