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David Spade Assaulted With Stun Gun

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Thursday November 30 01:45 AM EST
David Spade Allegedly Attacked With Stun Gun
Actor Said To Have Suffered Minor Injuries

Comedian David Spade apparently had to fend off an attack Wednesday morning in his Beverly Hills home.

According to police, the star of "Just Shoot Me" awoke to find one of his employees inside the house without permission.

When the suspect, identified as David Warren Malloy, was confronted by Spade, he allegedly pulled a stun gun and attacked the actor.

According to a Beverly Hills police report, there was a brief struggle between the two.

The suspect fled the residence, and the 36-year-old Spade immediately called 911.

Police arrived shortly before 7:00 a.m. After getting a description of the suspect, officers launched a search.

Malloy was captured about 3:30 p.m. in the town of Brea in Orange County, according to a police statement.

The suspect was locked up in lieu of $50,000 bail. He's expected to be arraigned soon on charges of burglary and assault with a deadly weapon.

It's unclear how he got into Spade's house.

CBS 2 News spoke to a friend of the comedian late Wednesday. The man, who preferred to remain anonymous, told reporter John Huck that Spade was "Just fine. He'll be out and about tomorrow."

When asked for details about Wednesday morning's trouble, the interviewee said that he had "no idea" what happened.

Police reported that Spade suffered minor injuries during the alleged assault.

The comedian, who for years played the straight man on NBC's "Saturday Night Live," has starred in several humor films, including "Tommy Boy" and "Lost and Found."

His current TV show, NBC's "Just Shoot Me," is entering its fourth year of production.


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I like when famous people get hurt


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not a joke

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Yeah.. David Spade is NOTHING without Chris Farley!


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I prefer when famous people die ignominously, but pain will do in a pinch.

I predict that Rosie "The Crusher" O'Donnell will overdose on Bon-Bons in bed, while watching Jerry Springer.

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Spade was almost neutered!

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Yeah, he was in a real FIX!

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He's lucky all the guy had was a stun gun.

Spade should have shot him, saves court time.

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quote:

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Originally posted by DevilMoon:
According to a Beverly Hills police report, there was a brief struggle between the two. The suspect fled the residence, and the 36-year-old Spade immediately called 911.

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quote:

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Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
I prefer when famous people die ignominously, but pain will do in a pinch.

I predict that Rosie "The Crusher" O'Donnell will overdose on Bon-Bons in bed, while watching Jerry Springer.

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hey i like david spade, hes cynical like me
but your right, he was better with chris farley, i don't bother to watch that sitcom

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This is a truly funny thing. What the hell?

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David Spade's was just on the "My VH1 Awards" presenting, and even made a little comment on this story. It went along the lines of, "My best friend kicked the crap out of me last night & tazered me."


He looks fine though, if I hadn't read this here, I wouldn't have realized anything had happened to him.

And yes, this is a VERY funny story.


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