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Pinecrika
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The jungle hat

I recently purchaced a jungle hat online and it arrived yesterday. When I eagerly opened up the box, I saw my hat and was shocked to see that the brim was fucking huge. It looked like a goddamned sombrero. I was pissed. Fortunatly my wife has some mad sewing skills and she was able to cut the brim down and sew the edging back on. Problem solved! Now my jungle hat looks normal.


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Smug Git
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Large brimmed hats = win.

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Talarohk
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I agree. Large brimmed hats offer shade and keep the rain out of one's eyes.

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SimpleSimon
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In Pinecrika's case, they would have the added benefit of heavily shading the face, hiding it from the gaze of what would otherwise be horrified onlookers.

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Azrael
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That pic makes me think of product placement.

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budweiser's an adventure, all right. never know if it's going to give you the shits or not.

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I have a much dorkier hat for archaeology.
Much, much dorkier.

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Cage
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quote:
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budweiser's an adventure, all right. never know if it's going to give you the shits or not.


Really? I always know.

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Aydin
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Looks like Smug went to an Iggles game.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Large brimmed hats = win.


Especially if they are only on the front and back and are made of wool.

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