Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10536
The jungle hat
I recently purchaced a jungle hat online and it arrived yesterday. When I eagerly opened up the box, I saw my hat and was shocked to see that the brim was fucking huge. It looked like a goddamned sombrero. I was pissed. Fortunatly my wife has some mad sewing skills and she was able to cut the brim down and sew the edging back on. Problem solved! Now my jungle hat looks normal.
In Pinecrika's case, they would have the added benefit of heavily shading the face, hiding it from the gaze of what would otherwise be horrified onlookers.
When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to. — George Carlin