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billgerat
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Why do Chinese doors hate America?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051120..._china_doors_dc

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*keels over in intense amusement*

That look on his face is priceless.

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A larger view.



Caption contest?

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harlequin..

every fucking move he made becomes news, or made to become one. there's no bad advertisement, aigh?

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billgerat
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We've been saying for a long time now that Bush has no exit strategy.

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I sharted.

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It's the most popular picture on Yahoo, I seen it.What happens is left wing blogs tell their sheep to go click the picture to make it popular,( I've seen it myself on Democratic underground)they also did it when a fat government cheese fed Venezuela dirt farmer held up a picture of Bush with horns on him at one of their pro socialist ra ra for our fat leader riots.

I knew the left would find a hero somewhere.I was thinking of putting the commie bitch on T shirts sucking Che Guevaras dick and selling it outside the Democratic national convention next time around.

What a bunch of bitter spiteful losers.If they want to make a statement they should all go to Canada like they promised they would do, or even better go to ground zero and cap themselves.

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RAWR!

Face the wrath of lucid.

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My deoderant is scared when lucid is around. Sometimes, the groundhogs get a bit skittish, too. I tell them to calm down, give them a copy of the Chicago Manual of Style, and make Turkish stuffed pizzas. How quickly they forget. Please make him stop taking antivert.

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Lucid is to Bush as neo-nazis are to the "fake holocaust."

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I see dead people in the BIBLE, yo.

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Mordecai
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Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

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Mordecai's been studying with PNG.

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Do not mock the Turk.

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Round eyes piss off chinks.

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id lock a door that was between me and bush especially if there were a pack of desert niggers on the other side chasing him. but i wouldnt if i had a grenade. id open the door and throw the grenade before i locked it.

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You're so tough, FLEX FOR US BIGBOY!

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I just ate the last of my stuffed Turkish pizzas. And I am still giggling maliciously.

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lucid is bitter and militant in his goth-outsider-looking-inside on conservatism towards that great evil liberalism in the same way that some homo-fag log cabin republicans will froth at the mouth given the least excuse.

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Fuck lucid! I'm the local militant!

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quote:
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lucid is bitter and militant in his goth-outsider-looking-inside on conservatism towards that great evil liberalism in the same way that some homo-fag log cabin republicans will froth at the mouth given the least excuse.


I wouldn't say that liberalism was a "great evil", a great evil wouldn't whine ,indulge in self hatred or wring it's hands as much as state baby leftist do.A great evil would be less annoying and worthy of more respect.

You don't know me or what I believe well enough to tell me what I am.

Every time I upset one of you great defenders of liberalism,free thinking and brown people you either call me a fag ,or in this case say I'm like one(same thing just in a cowardly way).Don't you people have any redneck insults?

I'm starting to think some of you have a complex about it.It's not really much of an insult,I don't have anything against them.Find me saying otherwise, here or in the 5 years worth of posting in the forum in my sig.I've never cared what individuals chose to do with their lives if it doesn't affect me.

That is the point.If being an individualist and believing in freedom from the rights religion and the lefts state and PC makes me a conservative then so be it.

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Gah! Piss off imperalist running dog!

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quote:
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That is the point.If being an individualist and believing in freedom from the rights religion and the lefts state and PC makes me a conservative then so be it.


You may well be a conservative, I don't know and don't really care. What I can say is that your posts are consistently reactionary, bordering on hysteria, and fraught with logical flaws.

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I just noticed that PNG is not PMG.
And lucid is still... lucid.

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I dunno, Chinese doors all look alike to me too.

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