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One More Time

Welcome, Kroonal.

I see you are from Mumbai. Please speak up, tell us a bit about your life in that city.

I have a strong interest in India, and intend to move there within the next 2 yrs. Hopefully will be visiting New Dehi, Dehradun, and possibly Pune in about 4 months time.

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i hope he lives next to a chemical plant

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I hope he doesn't work in tech support. I'll have to have words.

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India? Fuck India and its second class call centres. How comes everytime I call my bank some Indian tart with the name 'Tracey' completely misunderstands the common english language?

Man, I hate having to repeat myself...

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She is a 22 yr old native of Mumbai. I've no idea what she does for a living, and frankly don't care about that. I'd just like to talk with her via the forum.

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Lets hope you don't have to call her to ammend your overdraft...

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quote:
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I'd just like to talk with her via the forum.


Because if you tried to talk to her on the phone, you wouldn't be able to understand.

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Lets hope you don't have to call her to ammend you overdraft...


Not going to happen. I operate on a strictly cash basis. No overdraft for me to worry about.

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i hope he lives next to a chemical plant


Your sig would scare off any nonwhite.

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Because if you tried to talk to her on the phone, you wouldn't be able to understand.


Actually, I talk with friends in India via Skype on a daily basis, or nearly so. I have no problem understanding the various Indian accents.

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i likewise have very little trouble with indian accents. it's the call centers in argentina that get to me.

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Well I do.

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Suxx0rs to be j00!

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he's a she? TITS! POST THEM!

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One More Time meaning you're not going to make any more of these?

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One More Time meaning one more time.

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I actually listened to Daft Punk - Discovery in my car today.

Unrerailable.

That's a word.

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right. and 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary.

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I've never had a problem understanding people from India, they tend to speak much better english than some Londoners. I could hardly understand the english used by people in Atlanta when I was there. Glass houses and stone throwing come to mind.

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I've never had a problem understanding people from India, they tend to speak much better english than some Londoners.


Why Londoners? What about a scotts or a paddy or a sheep shaggin' welsh man?

Ever tried to hold a conversation with a drunk yorkshire man?

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I hold a conversation with my Yorkshire terrier.

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Why Londoners? What about a scotts or a paddy or a sheep shaggin' welsh man?

Ever tried to hold a conversation with a drunk yorkshire man?



Valid points, C_R. The worst abuses of the language by putatively "native" speakers of it are the various regional groups in the british isles. By far the worst two such are, in terms of comprehensibility, the Irish and the Cockney's. The Irish being the more comprehensible of the two.

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Geordies and Glaswegians can be very difficult to understand, but I would say that the most difficult of all to understand are the older types from the West of Ireland. Cockneys (by which I assume you effectively aim to mean 'Londoners') are so similar to general South-East England dialect, and that being perhaps the largest dialect of all, that I don't think that they're hard to understand. Even with the rhyming slang. They're pretty ubiquitous.

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I've little difficulty following what an Irisher is saying, even the ones from western Ireland. By cockneys I do not mean Londoners in general, I mean cockneys. The silly twats who think it is fun to totally mangle the language with their so-called "rhyming slang", specifically.

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That's the majority of Londoners, nowadays. There's way more people that speak like cockneys than actually are cockneys, given the small area you have to be born in to be a cockney.

Rhyming slang's relatively old, I think, although I imagine that the mass media has helped its recent spread. Most British people (as well as aussies, etc) know what it means, though; I'm not sure that it counts as 'mangling the language', given that the language evolves and the rhyming slang has evolved into it.

When I was in County Kerry, I had problems understanding some of the older people. People from Galway, Limerick and Clare, not so much. Belfast accents are pretty special, too, although I don't think that anything has it over Glaswegian accents.

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