Registered: Sep 2001
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yahoo!

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ANAHEIM, Calif. -
President Bush is set to make the traditional pardon of a Thanksgiving turkey today. But this bird isn't heading to some petting zoo. It's going to Disneyland.

The 35-pound Tom Turkey will be grand marshall of the Disneyland Thanksgiving Day parade.

And the big bird is flying west in style. After the reprieve on the White House lawn, the turkey and it's alternate will be given a police escort to a Washington-area airport.

From there they'll fly first-class to Los Angeles. After the parade duties are over, the turkeys will live out their days at a Disneyland ranch.

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Registered: Aug 2001
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America is Disneyland.

Goofy's taking his turn at being President.

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Registered: Dec 2002
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Skalie, we started electing goof-balls to office a long time ago. Why should the bush-baby be any different?

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Rumour is, the Tom he's pardoning is Delay.

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Registered: Dec 2002
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Nah, it's Tom Cruise, who truly has committed crimes against humanity.

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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Detroit
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Thank goodness he saved Marshmellow and Yam. All hail and cow-tow.

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Registered: Jul 2001
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Originally posted by Smug Git

Goofy's taking his turn at being President.

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Registered: Jul 2001
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Originally posted by Rokkr
Rumour is, the Tom he's pardoning is Delay.

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California: Where the action is, was, and will be.

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i wonder if i could get a free trip to disneyland if i stick feathers up my butt and goose step around during a white house tour?

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Registered: Aug 2001
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You'll probably get appointed as Head of some government agency the job of which you know nothing about.

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